[Jonathan]

Latest news:

Bush’s “Justice Department” is going to indict the dead body of the agent for environmental pollution and failing to render honor to the Mexican flag when it was run past his dead body as future American citizens from Mexico trampled his body.

Since he is dead, his wife and 5 year old son will be incarcerated in Federal prison in Texas where they will be “released” into the general prison population.

Viva El Presidente Jorge Bush!

[Colorado Doug]

We can all take solace in the fact that no less than fully documented persons were hurt in this unfortunate incident. I just hope that none were offended by the increase in emergency personnel required to retrieve the body.

If any were unduly troubled, we still might need Sutton here. At very least, I think that we owe it to them to give them full citizenship, with counseling, back pay, and benefits.

Of course such benefits should not be just handed out willy nilly. I think that any document challenged persons should be required to agree that they were troubled first. Additionally, as a show of good faith, the newly open Border Patrol position should not be filled and ten miles of border fence should be removed.

Viva El Presidente Jorge Bush!