It’s ok, Fred died from the cancer several weeks ago.”
If he had just had some fire in the belly, perhaps he would not have passed away....
I heard he died because he was too lazy to breathe....
Or didn’t have time to breathe because he’s been working too many jobs at the same time...
But it’s okay, its a CFR conspiracy, they have to practice life support on someone.
On the contrary, the autopsy said that the cause of death was a 3 alarm belly fire, caused by eating a chili dog at the county fair. Apparently the onions were too much for old, sick, Fred and he keeled over sometime after.
Kudos to those CFR reanimators on an excellent job of reanimating Fred!