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To: jalisco555
In the old days it was Bibles, now it's cell phones.

LOL!!! Either way, it is God talking!

When my oldest daughter was in college a couple of years ago, she was at a friend's apartment. At 1:30am she decided it was time to begin her half hour walk back to her home. The girl she was with begged her to stay and spend the night. My daughter said no because she prefers her own bed and gave an excuse. Her friend countered with a solution and in fact, for each excuse for not staying that my daughter gave, her friend had a solution. Finally, my daughter relented.

She went home in the morning and discovered that there was a murder at 2 AM in the parking lot of her apartment, right on the path my daughter would have taken. My daughter could have been the victim!

6 posted on 11/22/2008 5:18:30 AM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: mlocher
Woody Allen used to tell this joke 45 years ago:

Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

9 posted on 11/22/2008 5:19:49 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: mlocher

Is it reasonable to assume that your daughter became a lot more safety conscious after that?


47 posted on 11/22/2008 10:27:40 AM PST by B4Ranch (("In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way." FDR)
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