Can you imagine what’s going to go on in the nooks and crannys of the White House during and after that party?
The Clinton-Lewinsky bathroom shenanigans will seem like a lusty high school romp.
Please, please — someone needs to crash this with a hidden camera. (Of course even video wouldn’t matter — any notice of this would be considered racist and homophobic...)
I suspicion not many of us can imagine the true vulgarity