Mark Morford: Conservative Women Are “Pseudo-Women” and “Bitches”

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[Michael van der Galien]

Mark Morford’s San Francisco Chronicle column is what a leftist’s diary might look like — if that leftist was a horny 14-year-old with a man-sized crush on Obama and a predilection for verbally abusing conservative women. Hmm. Scratch that. Morford’s column is exactly what a leftist’s diary would look like.

You might recognize Morford as the drooling Obama fetishist who proclaimed candidate Obama a “rare kind of attuned being” and a “Lightworker.” Or perhaps you remember his enlightened progressive description of “docile doormat” Laura Bush as “the ideal Republican wife: Prim, sexless, nearly useless, lets the men do the real thinkin.”

So really, who better to appoint himself this week’s Grand Arbiter of True Feminism?

Finding few reasons to gush about the Obama presidency, Morford’s current mission is to expose the “perverted kind of new womanhood” of Sarah Palin, Meg Whitman, and Nikki Haley. Ladies of the Left beware! warns Morford. The success of these “largely insufferable” conservative women comes packaged with a “s–bag of downsides, drawbacks, jackals and bitches.”

You kiss your mama with that mouth, Mark?

After a handful of slobbering sentences about progressive men with “perfectly sculpted genitalia” (no, I’m not kidding) and several more about their fat and sweaty Republican counterparts, Morford uses his column to explain that conservative women aren’t allowed to be feminists and don’t actually qualify as women anyway:

[Puppage]

Cat fight?

[cranked]

Morford is the epitome of a crack user.

[Eagles6]

mark morford proves once again that homosexuality and mental illness are inseparable.

[a fool in paradise]

For all of the homosexual movement’s “talk” of tolerance, they are bitterly intolerant of “breeders” and members of the opposite sex.

[oyez]

So this is the new enlightenment?

There must be a plan in effect that would establish mental hospitals that will correct Pseudo-femenine and canine conditions in women.

[BenLurkin]

Did he march in the parade?

[JenB987]

“s–bag of downsides, drawbacks, jackals and bitches.”

Which is STILL a lot better than what we have in the WH right now.

[TexasCajun]

Hey Mark, Barry could use come help with the curtains.

[Malone LaVeigh]

You kiss your mama with that mouth, Mark?

When you consider what else he does with that mouth, she probably doesn't let him.

[HiTech RedNeck]

mEoW MeOw !!

[trisham]

Please. Politics aside, since when does Morford like women?

[reagan_fanatic]

I’m surprised Morford has the time to write, what with all those stage shows, fashion shows, parades and bitchin’ TV shows on Bravo taking up all his time.

Poor thing must be exhausted.

[JenB987]

This is the rule: You do not ever get to say you’re any kind of feminist or champion of women and mothers everywhere, and in the same breath add that you also believe no woman should have control over her reproductive powers and, by the way, poor immigrant women should be sent back to Mexico and guns should be legal for all.

So a DUDE gets to mkae the rules now? How very ironic considering he muttered that the GOP men are the ones who "do the thinkin'".

And by the way, I support that women should have control over their reproductive powers. It's called close the legs.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Mark Morford wouldn’t know a great conservative feminist if she hugged and kissed him and called him sweetie and invited him over for dinner to talk about how great Sarah Palin is.

[tophat9000]

What do you expect from a guy that thinks fecal material is a love lubricant

[MrB]

Without knowing who he was prior to reading all the comments,
I was sure that anyone with such an opinion would turn out to be a homo.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

If a homosexual man is a “pseudo-man” then wouldn’t a “pseudo-woman” be a “lesbian” or, at the very least, a “tranny”?

[HiTech RedNeck]

And by the way, I support that women should have control over their reproductive powers. It's called close the legs.

In South Africa they've actually invented an anti-rapist vaginal insert now, I hear. It "bites" any uninvited "member" that a man unwantedly dares insert. As for whether Mike Morford would ever, ever, ever be in danger from such a device, I "bite" my own tongue.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Mike Morford => Mark Morford