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Thank God Global Warming Is A Hoax (Huge Barf..puking my guts out...Alert)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 08/18/2010 | Mark Morfoed

Posted on 08/18/2010 8:05:53 PM PDT by Beave Meister

I mean, right? You know? Because gosh Jesus in angry apocalyptic heaven, wouldn't it be just terrible if it were all true?

Wouldn't it be horrible if all this stunning, insanely mounting, irrefutable evidence -- death, floods, fires, heat waves, the worst this and the most violent that in 1,000 years -- were some sort of surefire, cumulative sign that we have, if not directly caused, then wildly accelerated and amplified the imminent implosion of this planet?

But we didn't! And we haven't! And we aren't! I mean, whew.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


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A very liberal friend of mine set this to me. I just laugh at their stupidity. They actually eat this crap up.
1 posted on 08/18/2010 8:05:56 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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Wouldn't it be horrible if all this stunning, insanely mounting, irrefutable evidence

Liberals think if they SAY something is irrefutable, that's the end of the argument--no need to show the 'irrefutable' evidence (which would convince everyone). Just SAY it exists and there ya go, you gotta agree with 'em!

2 posted on 08/18/2010 8:09:09 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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The Author’s name is misspelled it’s actually Mark Morford.


3 posted on 08/18/2010 8:09:57 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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Somebody really pays this clown to write????


4 posted on 08/18/2010 8:11:11 PM PDT by massmike (...So this is what happens when OJ's jury elects the president....)
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To: Darkwolf377

Why would ANYONE read Morford the Moron?


5 posted on 08/18/2010 8:13:01 PM PDT by Borderline
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To: Beave Meister
I guess I don't object to his whacky liberalism. You can be as commie as you want, in America.

I guess I don't object to his donut-punching gayness. You can be a deviant here, too.

What I object to, is Morford's abysmal writing skills.

He's atrocious.

6 posted on 08/18/2010 8:13:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." Lazamataz, 2005)
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>>The Author’s name is misspelled it’s actually Mark Morford.<<

Just use “MoFo”


7 posted on 08/18/2010 8:14:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Either we have principles or we are just liberals following the winds a bit starboard...)
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To: Beave Meister

I often wonder if there is a sinkhole big enough to swallow San Francisco ..... Chronicle .....whole. =.=


8 posted on 08/18/2010 8:15:38 PM PDT by cranked
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To: Borderline

They read him for the same reason they watch horror movies—when it’s over, you feel great!


9 posted on 08/18/2010 8:19:13 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. -- written by Robert Towne)
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To: Beave Meister

What is truly amazing is all the idiots like this who ignore the truth, summer this year, at least in the USA, was cooler than normal in many states, and south of the equator temps have been setting new winter time lows. I guess the concept of “global” warming means something entirely different to libs and only means certain areas that they can cherry pick and claim proves global warming. I am not talking about natural disasters, which we have always had, but temps themselves which disprove the global warming crap easily.


10 posted on 08/18/2010 8:22:18 PM PDT by calex59
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None of this would be happening if everyone just paid more taxes. /s


11 posted on 08/18/2010 8:22:52 PM PDT by Hayride
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To: Beave Meister
The Author’s name is misspelled it’s actually Mark Morford.

Funny. I thought the correct spelling would be Mark MoFo.

12 posted on 08/18/2010 8:22:52 PM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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To: Beave Meister

These people are ‘flat-earthers’ -thinking the universe revolves around them...
(I know my science is messed up in that sentence - but that’s what they are...)


13 posted on 08/18/2010 8:29:06 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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Morford sounds like he’s dumber than a 5th grader. How old is this moron? Five?


14 posted on 08/18/2010 8:55:14 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (DemocRATS! America's Taliban!)
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Does homosexuality normally make one this insane, or is there another agent at work in Morford’s case? Maybe it’s demon possession. There are few this side of Hell who hate the Creator more, it seems. Morford is a special kind of nuts.


15 posted on 08/18/2010 9:06:01 PM PDT by backwoods-engineer (There is no "common good" which minimizes or sacrifices the individual. --Walter Scott Hudson)
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Does homosexuality normally make one this insane, or is there another agent at work in Morford’s case?

Tertiary syphilis.

16 posted on 08/18/2010 9:10:10 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: Lazamataz

I always feel like I might have contracted an STD just from reading Morford’s columns and need a bath.


17 posted on 08/18/2010 9:24:27 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Beave Meister

Oh, for goodness’ sake, no one reads Mark Morford...


18 posted on 08/18/2010 9:45:07 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Beave Meister
None of that is remotely true. Send your lib friend this.

No Smoking Hot Spot (The Australian)

That article takes Greenhouse Theory at face value and by the criterion set up in the theory itself finds no evidence of warming on the basis of greenhouse effect.

The Hidden Flaw in Greenhouse Theory

Falsification Of The Atmospheric CO2 Greenhouse Effects Within The Frame Of Physics

Harvard astrophysicist dismisses AGW theory, challenges peers to 'take back climate science'

It Is Impossible For A 100 ppm Increase In Atmospheric CO2 Concentration To Cause Global Warming

Those four articles each show that Greenhouse Theory has no basis in reality due to a direct conflict with the known laws of physics. No wonder the smoking gun "hotspot" can't be found.

Claim That Sea Level Is Rising Is a Total Fraud

That article pretty much puts the kibosh on any serious trend of planetary warming from any cause. Think about it. If there is absolutely no sign at all of rising sea levels how could the planet be warming? Beyond the centuries long slow warming of the earth and rising of the seas of course. But that is only a few millimeters per century due to the inter-glacial period we are in.

19 posted on 08/18/2010 9:47:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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Do they really think they could stop it? Can we stop volcanoes? Earthquakes? Hurricanes? Tornadoes?

Almost makes me wish those “homes” from the 50’s were still around.


20 posted on 08/18/2010 10:03:20 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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