Somali Pirates Kill 4 Americans on Hijacked Ship

American Forces Press Service ^ | 02/22/2011 | DoD

[Allthegoodusernamesaregone]

Four more or is this the same four as the other thread in breaking news.

Nothing about the killings popped out upon a search for "Somali". Now what? Do I pay a fine or go to posting school?

[screaminsunshine]

Sink everything in all of their ports and mine the whole coast.

[RetroSexual]

Teddy Roosevelt would know exactly what to do.

So would Vladimir Putin.

Even Jimmy Carter would know.

Seriously.

[Liberty1970]

These people were spreading the gospel and they had bibles on board. This was more than the pirates could stand.

I need to know more, but they appear to be modern Christian martyrs.

That's my guess as well. I imagine the pirates were Not Happy when they found the Bible stores on board.

The failure of civilized nations to deal swiftly and conclusively with what should have been a trivial piracy problem is another symptom of our societal moral collapse.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Terrible, and also a good time to watch how our “allies” react.

[bvw]

Dead is dead. Don’t play games.

[Mouton]

Exactly my thought. Set them free in a zodiac after disabling the motor. Give them a pint of water each. If that vessel was flying the US Flag, that is an act of war at sea.

After the zodiac gets a few hundred yards out, time for some small arms target practice. Hate to lose a raft but what the hell.

[jennings2004]

Based on 20 years of experience, your solution is exactly what should be done!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

higher hire

You, my friend, are an unfortunate victim of Spell Check Syndrome. Symptoms include a false sense of well-being when one fails to see any squiggly lines under the text he just typed. :-)

[C210N]

18 U.S. Code § 1651... shall be imprisoned for life...

Doesn't appear to render any particular length of stated "life". I'd recommend whatever time "for life", as per underwater imprisonment allows.

[AnalogReigns]

Actually, I saw an article a while ago which stated that historically, in the heyday of 17th Century piracy, the only effective means of stopping it was conquering or destroying their home ports/LAND bases. Piracy has historically only been successfully stopped when the ports were controlled and/or destroyed, because, unlike in the movies, ships must go in to dock.

Such was EXACTLY the case in Tripoli, when President Jefferson had the Marines literally take over that country. Europeans had suffered in slavery for literally millennia--constantly paying bribes--yet constantly being hijacked and enslaved in the Muslim's galley ships of the Mediterranean until the USA cleaned it up.

Another element in this is (OF COURSE) Islam, which fully authorizes and exemplifies piracy--as that's exactly, in a land based form, how Mohammed lived...

If we put a battleship offshore and used 16' guns to wipe out that rich town on the coast where the Somalis operate out of--there would be no more piracy.

Unfortunately, I'm sure the O doesn't have the guts to order this...

[Sophia777]

exactly

[ReverendJames]

Well it was a good thing that a warship was shadowing them. Imagine what would have happened if it wasn’t. /s

[piytar]

“Kill the rest of them, send their boat to the bottom and then bomb their ports on the coast.”

Exactly. When the cost to the ports of harboring the pirates exceeds the benefit, they’ll clear out the pirates themselves. Or we just kill them all first.

Unfortunately, America is too overrun with the mental illness called “liberalism,” part of which is a fantasy view of the worls and a softness about international issues.

More unfortunately, such delusion and softness ALWAYS ends in the same place: A miserable place where the necessary realism and hardness are forced upon people by some horrific occurrence, usually involving one or more of mass poverty, starvation, and wide scale war.

That’s where we’re heading. Period.

[ccmay]

How long would it take the Navy to sink every boat in every Somali harbor?

[Fresh Wind]

I agree with burial at sea. Live burial at sea. With lots of floating chunks of bloody meat in the water with them to keep them from going hungry as they float there on the waves waiting for local wildlife to swim by and check them out.

Any form of burial is acceptable as long they are covered with pig entrails and pig excrement before being buried.

[screaminsunshine]

Since this turned out badly and does not make obama look good the MSM will bury the story at sea.

[baddog 219]

Tow the boat with the remains of 13 dead hamburgered pirates wrapped in pig skins to a somali port with a sign saying."SEND MORE MEAT" signed The U.S.Marines.

[mewykwistmas]

“Sink everything in all of their ports and mine the whole coast.”

That would only improve that area. You need to drag the pirates 300 miles from the shore and leave them in a small boat—alone, no water, no navigation, no food. A week later grab one and send him back home to spread the word. But we can’t (legally) do it.

[upchuck]

Do I pay a fine or go to posting school?

Both :)