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Do Aliens Love Football? Two UFO Sightings Explained [Cowboys loss explained]
Life's Little Mysteries ^
| 03 November 2011 10:23 AM ET
| Benjamin Radford
Posted on 11/04/2011 4:25:38 AM PDT by Bender2
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Look at the video and I'll explain why this caused Dallas to get beat by them Gold Less Iggles!
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posted on
11/04/2011 4:25:40 AM PDT
by
Bender2
To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; Larry Lucido; ..
Okay, I confess! It was my fault...
my Boys got clobbered by them galldurned Uggles!
My plan was based on an earlier event... but mine went terribly wrong!
I paid this Alien acquaintance of mine to whiz by in his UFO... and sprinkle some Cosmic Loser Dust on the Iggles, making them unable to get any offense or defense going .
Dude, what the heck... happened?
Sorry, I forgot about it being Galactic Fallback Light Speed Savings Time... and I got to earth a week early.
Didn't you notice Dallas and the Iggles... not playing when you whizzed by?
Look, Bend, all Earthers... look alike to me.
Gadzooks! Serves me right... for trying to fix the game--
Did you learn... a lesson here, Bend?
What lesson... big?
Never eat donuts... just before you wind your watch--
Well, Tom, what do you have to say... about Benders game fixing stunt?
Don, there is no substitute for for 100% hard work... and 110% preparation to insure success on the football field.
And, frankly, Don, I never did meet an Alien Gray... that I could trust far enough to spit!
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posted on
11/04/2011 4:26:20 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
During an intro shot of the St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans, a bright light streaked across the night sky.October 30th ...St. Louis 31 New Orleans 21. Bender, I think the aliens got it wrong. They should have been looking for the New Orleans Cathedral in St. Louis. No other way to explain losing to the 0-7 Lambs.
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posted on
11/04/2011 4:32:42 AM PDT
by
catfish1957
(A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
To: catfish1957
Okay, Okay, cat! I cause your precious Aint's...
to lose a game!
As punishment, when I finish these martinis here... I won't drink any more until lunch!
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posted on
11/04/2011 4:45:05 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
*** Look at the video and I'll explain why this caused Dallas to get beat by them Gold Less Iggles! *** Did you hear that Tony Romo tried to commit suicide with his gun.
But not to worry. He's okay.
The bullet was intercepted.
...............
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posted on
11/04/2011 4:57:18 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Bender2
Your posting style is genius.
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:01:07 AM PDT
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: Condor51
Re:
The bullet was intercepted. Now we know what passes for humor... with Bears' fans--
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:08:10 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
Does this mean that Jessica Simpson is an alien? If so, color me abducted!
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:11:48 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: spetznaz
Re:
Your posting style is genius. Gadzooks! How in the world... can I not agree with you, spet!
Well, Bend, as they say in Spain... when he's dead wrong is a good example--
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:13:00 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Lee'sGhost
Re:
Does this mean that Jessica Simpson is an alien? No, but she soon... will be--
'Cause I... kinda knocked her up!
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:16:04 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:31:59 AM PDT
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: Bender2
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:42:52 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: Lee'sGhost
Re:
Got milk?! No, but since the boobie fairy has visited... Jess does in spades!
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:52:58 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
I'm sorry. I heard that 'joke' about a week ago or so.
It may have been posted here? Can't recall now
And besides Da Bears, I am a Cowboy's fan too. Maybe because 'Da Coach' Ditka played and coached there? I don't know, but I always liked them and Tom Landry (class all the way). And I really rooted for 'The Boys' when they played the Redskins.
Jay Cutler his his issues too, like no O-Line to depend on so he gets 'itchy feet' and just launches the ball. And this Monday night we play the 'Iggles' at their house. That sucks as Da Bears historically stink on MNF. Even in the glory year of '85 MNF was no picnic.
So no offense, bad joke - which Da Bears were during the Rex Grossman era.
(just one bad era as an example of many bad eras)
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:56:51 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Bender2
No shocker that aliens would be Eagles fans. Only an alien could love Philadelphia.
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:57:33 AM PDT
by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
To: Bender2
The explanation for the Cowboys is not nearly as crazy as you would like it to be. It's simple.
Romo’s not the quarterback we've been sold...and Jones is the antichrist.
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posted on
11/04/2011 5:59:57 AM PDT
by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
To: Bender2
Do aliens love football? Don’t know, but we could ask Henry Waxman.
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posted on
11/04/2011 6:03:35 AM PDT
by
Toespi
To: Condor51
No offense, Condor, I just have to back up Tony...
see, he's going to be my and Jess's kid's godfather--
What? You're sleeping with me... and you knocked up that Jessica skank?
Oooppssss... busted!
Liv, get a clue. He had a kid with me... while you were trapped over here. So expect it-- Bendy's just being Bendy!
Well, I hate to admit it, Fauxlivia, but you've got... a point there--
If he wasn't go great in bed.. I'd kick his shiny metal ass back to Tuesday!
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posted on
11/04/2011 6:13:42 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
LOL! There’s me and probably two other people around here who have the slightest idea what you are talking about.
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posted on
11/04/2011 6:25:02 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: Lee'sGhost
Whoa! I thought "Fringe" on your side had better rating than that...
On our side, we're the number one show in prime time!
Of course, on our side... we have a lot of gal on gal action--
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posted on
11/04/2011 6:33:54 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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