Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Pray for all those affected by these storms Pings
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I’m anxious to listen today, but I’m nervous about listening as well. He’s got to be feeling pretty low right about now.
Stand with Rush.
Holla!
Hope you are well.
Good morning ... will we have a commercial-free Monday? Let’s hear some of our favorite parodies in their place! In place of a GM commercial, Rush could play “In a Yugo.” Shanklin could write some new ones using old favorites like “You don’t give me flowers anymore.” I am sure Rush will know how to have fun with this and also knows he has a demographic that will prove irresistible to hungry advertisers. A change will be refreshing.
2 + 2 = 4 ; NEWT = $2.50 a gallon GAS ; 2 + 2 = 4
And as for the woman who should be referred to as Sandra Slut Fluke:
Lets get to the facts that many have missed! Everything Rush said last Thursday and Friday concerning this woman is true.
She goes “shopping” at the age of 30 (not 23) for a Catholic College that does not have coverage for birth control pills.
She chooses Georgetown at the cost of $65,000 per year, but she can not afford ALL the birth control pills she needs!
She just “happens” to show up in Congress to testify about how she must have the U.S. taxpayers pay for her birth control pills.
The Socialists in Congress call her brave, wonderful, and Obama tells her her parents should be so very proud of her!
Obama’s message to parents? When looking for a college for your daughter, make sure they cover the cost of ALL the birth control pills she will need!
Yes, and I will be referring to her as Sandra Slut Fluke!
I hope he isn’t feeling low and I can’t wait to listen.
Yes, prayers up. Some people have lost everything—including their lives—in a series of terrible storms, but all the media can talk about is a whiny liberal chick’s supposed birth control needs.
Waiting expectanctly for Rush’s comments today.
Jeff Lord from American Spectator has launched an all out effort to support El Rushbo and fight back.
We need to call or email these advertisers and boycott them.
And buy Twoifbytea...
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/03/05/rally-for-rush/print
He should start the show playing all the libs calling the conservative women all sorts of names worse than “Slut”....and the ones who made a movie on how to kill Bush...you name it, just run them back to back. He can afford one day with NO commercials.
Proudly am standing with Rush!!!
Mega Dittos
LOL. That would be hilarious.
probably 30 million people listening today.
Prepare for Trolls!
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