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Venom from world's deadliest spider could cure erectile dysfunction within 20 minutes
Daily Mail ^ | 07:08 EST, 29 August 2012 | Pat Hagan

Posted on 08/29/2012 9:38:59 PM PDT by null and void

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...then you die. Happy.
1 posted on 08/29/2012 9:39:04 PM PDT by null and void
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2 posted on 08/29/2012 9:40:16 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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Hey Mr Tallyman,
tally me banana,
spider...


3 posted on 08/29/2012 9:41:20 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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So glad I don’t work in an ER so I won’t have to look at people with spider bites on their dicks.


4 posted on 08/29/2012 9:42:10 PM PDT by dangus
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>> They found the toxin boosted erections by triggering the release of nitric oxide

Not nitrous oxide as in hot rod...


5 posted on 08/29/2012 9:43:05 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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I didn’t think rigormortus worked so fast or had those effects


6 posted on 08/29/2012 9:44:15 PM PDT by chiller (GO TEA, especially in the Senate and WE will fix this mess.)
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I'm not impressed.


7 posted on 08/29/2012 9:44:41 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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Name for the product ===> Stiffy Lube.


8 posted on 08/29/2012 9:45:55 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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Right? There’s no erectile dysfunction because you’re dead.


9 posted on 08/29/2012 9:46:40 PM PDT by snarkytart
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20 minutes? It kills you that fast, eh?


10 posted on 08/29/2012 9:47:37 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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Maybe that's why the worlds deadliest spider is in Brazil, not enough doctors in those jungles for a guy to get to within four hours if bitten.
11 posted on 08/29/2012 9:48:45 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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I’d like to hear the radio ad for that one: “Side effects include death.”


12 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:33 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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No worries, after the 4-hour erection... it falls off!


13 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:33 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja
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There’s a spider outside my home office window, that I think is gonna take my 410 to dispatch! It;s so big, it;s freakin’ me out!


14 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:51 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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“...could cure ....”

Might?

Hopey?

Changey!

No thanky


15 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:56 PM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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depending on when rigor mortis set in . . .


16 posted on 08/29/2012 9:50:47 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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20 minutes on the beach in Rio ought to be able to accomplish the same goal, and without any medications;))


17 posted on 08/29/2012 9:51:28 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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That has me laughing out loud. I’m going to have go tell my husband. I needed a good laugh, thank you.


18 posted on 08/29/2012 9:52:30 PM PDT by Eva
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Take a pitchur and share first, please?


19 posted on 08/29/2012 9:53:15 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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Arachnarect


20 posted on 08/29/2012 9:53:52 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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