A grocery store down the road from work couldn't accept EBT cards for a single day due to a network issue and the locals went berzerk. The store must have 20 signs on the front facade now: "We accept EBT Cards!" But as far as I can tell the only things the local troglodytes actually buy there are diapers, cigs and phone cards. The milk, eggs and bread never move at all. I guess all they eat is McDonalds.