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Wasn't this cupcake injured in some other sort of international on-the-job accident??

Maybe he should insist on receiving hazard pay whenever he leaves the confines of the CNN studio...

1 posted on 12/04/2012 1:35:36 PM PST by Beaten Valve
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How’s he going to locate 0bama’s rear end?


2 posted on 12/04/2012 1:36:42 PM PST by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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Too many things I could say...


4 posted on 12/04/2012 1:39:32 PM PST by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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It would be nice if something like scales fell from his eyes, but that would take a miracle.


5 posted on 12/04/2012 1:40:12 PM PST by henkster ("The people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin)
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6 posted on 12/04/2012 1:40:42 PM PST by SparkyBass
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Sure looks like he was not wearing sun glasses. Not too smart to spend the day on the water without eye protection.


9 posted on 12/04/2012 1:44:37 PM PST by CdMGuy
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Has anybody checked if there’s hair on his palms?

SnakeDoc


10 posted on 12/04/2012 1:45:32 PM PST by SnakeDoctor (Texas survived one Obama term, and we'll survive another. The rest of you are screwed.)
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He was cockeyed.


12 posted on 12/04/2012 1:46:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Saw this jerk on Jeopardy.

Even with Celebrity Creampuff Questions he came across as a total ass.


13 posted on 12/04/2012 1:46:30 PM PST by ZULU (See video: http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-first-siege-of-vienna.html)
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I am so staying away from the self-writing jokes. I’d get banned. Yet again.

But I do hope he has a full recovery. The tosser.


14 posted on 12/04/2012 1:46:33 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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They're called sunglasses, Cooper! Get some!



(Hey, you sure you didn't get poked in the eye with something?)
15 posted on 12/04/2012 1:46:49 PM PST by servo1969
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Got some seafoam in his eyes.

Or something like that.


16 posted on 12/04/2012 1:47:05 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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Anchor’s Eyes Burned in Horrific Golden Showers Mishap.


18 posted on 12/04/2012 1:47:24 PM PST by skeeter
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Hirsute tea bags can scratch the heck out of a cornea.


19 posted on 12/04/2012 1:51:02 PM PST by Cyman
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The blindness will pass, the braindead is forever.


20 posted on 12/04/2012 1:53:07 PM PST by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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I’ve never heard of such a thing.

So why weren’t all pirates blind?

How did England conquer the world with a blind navy?


21 posted on 12/04/2012 1:53:22 PM PST by donna (Pray for revival.)
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Dang me, and I thought that being blind was a prerequisite for a anchorman job!


22 posted on 12/04/2012 1:53:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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oh maybe I have sand in my eyes
From being out at sea?
23 posted on 12/04/2012 1:53:48 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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I guess he didn’t stop ...


24 posted on 12/04/2012 1:55:09 PM PST by x
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Wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Accidentally did it to myself years ago while welding. Feels like teaspoons of sand were dumped in each eye!


26 posted on 12/04/2012 1:56:03 PM PST by tired&retired
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happened to me once when I was a kid —forgot my goggles but skied all day anyway, a super bright day.

Horrrrible pain, I had to be totally immobile for 2 days or so.

I was scared as hell.


28 posted on 12/04/2012 1:57:25 PM PST by gaijin
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