Wasn't this cupcake injured in some other sort of international on-the-job accident??
Maybe he should insist on receiving hazard pay whenever he leaves the confines of the CNN studio...
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To: Beaten Valve
How’s he going to locate 0bama’s rear end?
2 posted on
12/04/2012 1:36:42 PM PST by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: Beaten Valve
Too many things I could say...
4 posted on
12/04/2012 1:39:32 PM PST by
ejonesie22
(8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
To: Beaten Valve
It would be nice if something like scales fell from his eyes, but that would take a miracle.
5 posted on
12/04/2012 1:40:12 PM PST by
henkster
("The people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin)
To: Beaten Valve
To: Beaten Valve
Sure looks like he was not wearing sun glasses. Not too smart to spend the day on the water without eye protection.
9 posted on
12/04/2012 1:44:37 PM PST by
CdMGuy
To: Beaten Valve
Has anybody checked if there’s hair on his palms?
SnakeDoc
10 posted on
12/04/2012 1:45:32 PM PST by
SnakeDoctor
(Texas survived one Obama term, and we'll survive another. The rest of you are screwed.)
To: Beaten Valve
12 posted on
12/04/2012 1:46:16 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Beaten Valve
Saw this jerk on Jeopardy.
Even with Celebrity Creampuff Questions he came across as a total ass.
13 posted on
12/04/2012 1:46:30 PM PST by
ZULU
(See video: http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-first-siege-of-vienna.html)
To: Beaten Valve
I am so staying away from the self-writing jokes. I’d get banned. Yet again.
But I do hope he has a full recovery. The tosser.
14 posted on
12/04/2012 1:46:33 PM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: Beaten Valve
They're called sunglasses, Cooper! Get some!
(Hey, you sure you didn't get poked in the eye with something?)
To: Beaten Valve
Got some seafoam in his eyes.
Or something like that.
To: Beaten Valve
Anchor’s Eyes Burned in Horrific Golden Showers Mishap.
18 posted on
12/04/2012 1:47:24 PM PST by
skeeter
To: Beaten Valve
Hirsute tea bags can scratch the heck out of a cornea.
19 posted on
12/04/2012 1:51:02 PM PST by
Cyman
To: Beaten Valve
The blindness will pass, the braindead is forever.
20 posted on
12/04/2012 1:53:07 PM PST by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
To: Beaten Valve
I’ve never heard of such a thing.
So why weren’t all pirates blind?
How did England conquer the world with a blind navy?
21 posted on
12/04/2012 1:53:22 PM PST by
donna
(Pray for revival.)
To: Beaten Valve; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Dang me, and I thought that being blind was a prerequisite for a anchorman job!
22 posted on
12/04/2012 1:53:30 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Beaten Valve
oh maybe I have sand in my eyes
From being out at sea?
To: Beaten Valve
I guess he didn’t stop ...
24 posted on
12/04/2012 1:55:09 PM PST by
x
To: Beaten Valve
Wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Accidentally did it to myself years ago while welding. Feels like teaspoons of sand were dumped in each eye!
To: Beaten Valve
happened to me once when I was a kid —forgot my goggles but skied all day anyway, a super bright day.
Horrrrible pain, I had to be totally immobile for 2 days or so.
I was scared as hell.
28 posted on
12/04/2012 1:57:25 PM PST by
gaijin
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