[blackdog]

How thirsty were you sir, and when did you know it?

The top question for media coverage of the Rubio dihydrogen-monoxide scandal hearings about to begin..............

[Verginius Rufus]

Obviously Rubio has watched too many Dos Equis commercials.

According to Fox & Friends this morning, he gave an 18-minute version of the speech in Spanish first. Maybe he should have taken a drink of water before starting the English version...or maybe he did and still became thirsty.