Skip to comments.White House Guide For Americans To Survive an Unconstitutional Drone Strike!!
Posted on 03/03/2013 7:34:06 AM PST by Nachum
We here at SooperMexy Headquarters were afeared for our lives when it was leaked that Obama had approved the unconstitutional drone strike program for Americans!! Especially after Robert ChubbyCheeks Gibbs admitted that he lied to the White House press corps about the entire program!
However, we, at the SooperMexy Headquarters are completely reassured by the video posted by the White House to give Americans guidelines on how not to become a target for drone bombing!! We think you will too!
(Excerpt) Read more at soopermexican.com ...
Vid at link
Drones got you down bunky...?
Seeing missiles in your sleep?
Your wife won’t take out the trash?
There’s a big hole in the ground where your neighbor’s house used to be?
Well Cheer UP!
Drones are our friends. They make happy loud fizzing noises and get rid of unwanted conservatives..or liberals... or whoever is annoying the administration at the moment.
Very funny, but I would rather follow Slow Joe’s advice to fire a couple blasts into the air with a double barrel shotgun.
Twitter users: If you’re not following @SooperMexican, go do that right now. :-)
Offensive weapons always have counters. In this case, using off the shelf technology, I can imagine a very valuable market in “drone-killing drones”.
Drones are optimally used in circumstances where they can function over a target for a long time. However, this can make them a sitting duck for such a killer, for a medium or large sized drone likely a killer drone like the “Switchblade” drone, except designed to kill air, not ground targets.
While altitude would typically be a problem for drone killers, FAA restrictions in the US are such that they must stay significantly lower than normal, except on border patrols. Even if they raise the altitude, there are commercial model rockets that can reach about one kilometer in altitude, that with modification could act as a drone booster.
Of course, drone killing drones would be highly illegal, which I’m sure would prevent anyone from making or selling or buying them. Or like, hundreds of them.
Love this guy. Ho, Brother. We walk together.
I heard drones were more fun to shoot at than skeet.
Yeah....but the best times are when they take off and land....only time they’re in range..
Drones are useful - they can kill terrorists and enemies of Obama.
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