North Korea rocket units on standby to attack US bases

The Guardian ^ | 03/29/2013

[Georgia Girl 2]

Fortunately when the NK’s blow off a long range rocket they have no clue where its going to land. They are the Wiley Coyote of the nuclear era. Personally I would laugh my butt off if it landed in Tianamen Square. The Chinese could control these freaks but they just won’t do it.

[hattend]

1- What did Obama do to cause the poor North Koreans to hate us?

When L'il Kim was later told that Dennis Rodman was not Obama, he really got pissed.

[dfwgator]

When L'il Kim was later told that Dennis Rodman was not Obama, he really got pissed.

Kim thought he was getting Michael Jordan.

[SueRae]

Look to his handlers to the right and left of him. THEY are the ones in charge IMO. Fatboy is merely a puppet. are these old guard prepared to go down in blaze of glory? What’s the Korean word for Kamikazee?

[Sir Napsalot]

I am SO ‘stealing’ it.

[EEGator]

LOL!

[dfwgator]

Oh no, it's "Five O'Clock Charlie"

[ScottinVA]

So the question is, if Lil Kim does do something, does our current CIC have the testicular fortitude to do anything about it?

Yep. Two things:

1. Declare martial law in the U.S., including confiscation of all goods, services and firearms; and severely restricting unauthorized movement.

2. Announce a new friendship and cooperation pact with North Korea.

[patton]

Nah, they just corrected for rotation of the earth.

[EEGator]

I think they hate Jamie Farr.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Sounds like a challenge, who can make the most offensive one?"

This one would be a good starting point.

[Personal Responsibility]

Winner!

[b4its2late]

This could get really ugly because with the dude we have in office now, the military will have to fight with one hand tied behind their backs, which is why it could get ugly. Also the Red Chinese factor.....

[Drawn7979]

oh my god, i'm so scared by these people.

[no-to-illegals]

(sigh) ... makes me long for a Leader of Former President Reagan’s caliber.

[no-to-illegals]

(imho) I pray the Generals have gone to Full. Distractions while the wolf goes into position.

[no-to-illegals]

Amen ... little dog nudging by big dog. Will substitute ‘should’ in first sentence with ‘could and will’ if our Generals are telling china’s generals anything in the backdoor.

[hattend]

Hey, kid! In America that’ll get you 5 days suspension!

[EEGator]

Drawing a picture of a gun is 5 days. This is grounds for expulsion an a visit from DCF.

[SueRae]

And they called Reagan a dunderhead for his missile defense strategy. Between Aegis, Patriot, THAAD and a few others, what else keeps us somewhat confident that they can’t do too much? Certainly not the barely coherent words of the new SECDEF.