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Kim Jong-Un's Latest Unbelievable Threat: Bombing Austin, Texas
Slate ^ | 03/29/2013 | By Josh Voorhees

Posted on 03/29/2013 12:17:29 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

You know the rule by now: If the headline asks the question, the story most likely provides the less exciting/sensational/terrifying (in this case, definitely the third) answer. From the very Telegraph article that Drudge links to:

Despite the increasingly belligerent rhetoric and new images emerging from the North Korean regime, analysts believe its missiles are not capable of striking targets as far away as the US mainland and are not, as yet, capable of delivering a nuclear payload.

North Korea's state-media announced earlier today that Kim Jong-un has ordered his missile units on standby to strike the United States and South Korea. The bluster was accompanied by a photo containing a not-so-secret (or believable) message: a chart over Kim Jong-un's shoulder showing a "U.S. mainland strike plan." NK News took a closer look at the chart and discovered what appears to be the reclusive nation's public wish list: Hawaii, Washington, D.C., Southern California (Los Angeles or possibly San Diego), and Austin, Texas. The first three make sense given geography and politics; no one seems to have any clue about how that last one made it on.

Given how unpredictable Kim Jong-un has already proved, the latest threat isn't entirely being brushed off by the international community. Still, the Pentagon doesn't appear to be very worried. "The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies,” Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Catherine Wilkinson told reporters in Washington today. "North Korea’s bellicose rhetoric and threats follow a pattern designed to raise tensions and intimidate others."

(Excerpt) Read more at slate.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: Texas; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: austin; dontmesswithtexas; joshvoorhees; kimjongun; loons; missiles; nkmissiles; nkstate; northkorea; slate
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1 posted on 03/29/2013 12:17:29 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

he better do it before Summer! lol


2 posted on 03/29/2013 12:17:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: SeekAndFind

Makes perfect sense if you’re delivering overlapping EMP blasts. Austin is approximately in the middle of the more populated areas of flyover country in the dead center of CONUS.

Not that I believe they could actually hit Austin. By themselves.


3 posted on 03/29/2013 12:19:15 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: SeekAndFind

Why would they want to hit these places? They are well know commies.


4 posted on 03/29/2013 12:21:38 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: GeronL
Seen on Twitter:

Austinites can't necessarily blame North Korean missile threats on all of the California transplants, but we'll try. #whyaustin — Jordan (@Jordan_Stewart) March 29, 2013


5 posted on 03/29/2013 12:22:25 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

You can blame this on AJ for making fun of him... lol


6 posted on 03/29/2013 12:22:30 PM PDT by Errant
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Let him say all that stupid stuff and let the MSM crawl all over it, as it it’s real news.

The factual news doesn’t interest them and they’re not capable of covering it.

They have to stay with this ‘see spot run’ crap!


7 posted on 03/29/2013 12:22:43 PM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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8 posted on 03/29/2013 12:23:56 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

El Rushbo said it’s because Samsung has a HUGE facility there.


9 posted on 03/29/2013 12:24:40 PM PDT by bandleader
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Kim Jong-Un's...

Jong-Un's? UN's??

How prescient a name! Perhaps this guy is bucking to eventually become leader of the World? head of the UN??

10 posted on 03/29/2013 12:24:45 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: Black Agnes
From Twitter:

"Forbes rates Austin third most nuke-able city in US. Mayor credits educated workforce, music scene." #whyaustin


11 posted on 03/29/2013 12:25:11 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: bandleader

He probably has a missile aimed for that Gangnam Style guy as well.


12 posted on 03/29/2013 12:25:22 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: C210N
Perhaps this guy is bucking to eventually become leader of the World? head of the UN??


13 posted on 03/29/2013 12:26:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SeekAndFind

Here’s a map to help him pinpoint the right part. Wouldn’t want him to take out a good area by mistake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREkqCvLzSo


14 posted on 03/29/2013 12:26:36 PM PDT by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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To: Black Agnes
Not that I believe they could actually hit Austin. By themselves.

Maybe from a cargo vessel in the Gulf, but really doubtful they could launch from Norkland and reach that far. Of course, they might have access to all the guidance stuff the Chinese got from the Clintons...

15 posted on 03/29/2013 12:28:35 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: C210N

Sounds like Obama. Obviously, these two have huge ego’s and will do anything for power.


16 posted on 03/29/2013 12:29:37 PM PDT by Lumper20 (`)
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Still, the Pentagon doesn't appear to be very worried. "The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies,” Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Catherine Wilkinson

Hey Cathy, you guys can't even defend our border with Mexico, or defend the people of the U.S. from this ever controlling dictatorial socialist running the government.

17 posted on 03/29/2013 12:29:39 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: SeekAndFind

For some reason, as soon as I read this, I imagined a broken romance from Dear Leader’s University days. Perhaps he took up with a woman from Texas. Well, he knows how to deal with her!

(Cue Juice Newton)
There’s a heartache, deep in the heart of Texas
There’s a yellow rose witherin’ on the vine
There’s a heartache, deep in the heart of Texas
Oh, it takes more than a woman to change a cowboy’s mind


18 posted on 03/29/2013 12:31:33 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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To: SeekAndFind

Of all the towns in Texas, why would he want to destroy the “bluest”?


19 posted on 03/29/2013 12:31:34 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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20 posted on 03/29/2013 12:31:34 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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