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Sandra Fluke blames Anthony #Weiner sexting scandal on . . . (Republicans) [satire]
Journal 14 ^ | July 24, 2013

Posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:12 AM PDT by NYer

. . . you guessed it, “conservative, evangelical, Tea Party Republicans.

Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”

“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right. So now the GOP is limiting our access to both birth control AND abortion on demand. So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”

“That’s why so many men and women are resorting to sexting. It’s safe sex. The ultimate safe sex.”

“And now we’re hypocritically blaming this poor guy Weiner for basically trying to do the right thing. It makes no sense whatsoever. It just goes to show how Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the rest of the Tea Party are messing up this country. Weiner’s a good guy, he’s my hero. I hope he wins, he’ll makes a great mayor, and I’m going up to NYC this weekend to campaign for him.”

I hope that the reader will pardon me if I just break out laughing in the middle of this. A student who can afford Georgetown University’s law school is a “poor person” who can’t afford birth control? It was noted that the Target store about three miles from that campus was selling birth control pills to women without health insurance for a whopping $9.00 a month. Maybe if the lovely Miss Fluke skips two margaritas a month, she can afford not to get knocked up.

As for the little Weiner, it’s kind of silly to hold that he needed to “sext” — and Patterico has some of his best ones! — because he’s afraid of some poor woman getting pregnant because she might not have birth control due to the wicked Republicans, because he’s a married man! If he is horny, he has a wife, a rather attractive wife, to whom he can turn.

Well, maybe he can. Huma Abedin stood beside the embattled Mr Weiner in his press conference, apparently because she has about zero self respect, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the little Weiner doesn’t get to turn to his darling bride for sex for a while now.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abortion; anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; conservative; deathpanels; emilyslist; evangelical; fluke; newyork; newyorkcity; obamacare; republicans; sexting; teaparty; weiner; zerocare
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1 posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:13 AM PDT by NYer
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To: nutmeg

Ping!


2 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:10 AM PDT by NYer ( "Run from places of sin as from the plague."--St John Climacus)
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To: NYer

More words of wit from the human hosebag.


3 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:20 AM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: NYer

There’s a political explanation for everything in a place like North Korea or Venezuela.


4 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:51 AM PDT by Nextrush (A BALANCED BUDGET NOW AND PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN ARE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST)
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To: NYer

Last time I checked, the words “safe sex” are not in the Constitution.


5 posted on 07/25/2013 2:44:52 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: NYer

I can’t wait till the sexts from Hillary and Huma come out.


6 posted on 07/25/2013 2:57:49 AM PDT by mindburglar (It must be noon, because I'm drunk somewhere.)
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To: Fresh Wind
What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right.

Actually, the term "safe sex" refers to practices that make transmission of STDs less likely.

Although I guess they classify babies as STDs.

7 posted on 07/25/2013 2:57:52 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: NYer

“A poor person like me...”. These folks are physiologically incapable of producing truth.


8 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:21 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: NYer
“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right."

This isn't fake?

9 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:43 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: NYer

Twisted.


10 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:53 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: NYer

If she wasn’t such an opportunistic, gold-digging ideologue one almost might feel pity on her.

Not a student, but a much older hack who went back to school at Georgetown for the sole purpose of fomenting her political agenda to get her 15 minutes of fame.

Now, she’s Cindy Sheehan, except that instead of being just called an imbecilic political shill, Sandra’s commonly thought of as “that whore”.

Used up in the 2012 elections for Obama, she has no more relevance than one of those used condoms (and pills) she fought so valiantly for someone else to pay for.

In the end, though, there is Karma. How fitting it is for a shameless whore to be shilling for a shameless e-flasher.

Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.


11 posted on 07/25/2013 3:00:25 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: NYer
What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right.

Just absolute stunning stupidity.

12 posted on 07/25/2013 3:01:48 AM PDT by tbpiper
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To: NYer

Her mind is an impressive tangle of BS.


13 posted on 07/25/2013 3:04:24 AM PDT by grimalkin (The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man. -G.K. Chesterton)
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To: NYer

Does her opinion means a bit?
Why won’t they ask my cat, too?


14 posted on 07/25/2013 3:05:18 AM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks NYer.


15 posted on 07/25/2013 3:06:22 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's no coincidence that some "conservatives" echo the hard left.)
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To: NYer

Aw come on....


16 posted on 07/25/2013 3:09:42 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: wastoute
She is desperately trying to reload her 15 minutes of fame.

Not quite ready for the job she is qualified for; pole dancer.

17 posted on 07/25/2013 3:10:20 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Jimmy Valentine

I saw this story yesterday morning posted with no link and I assumed that it was satire. Are we sure this is on the up and up?


18 posted on 07/25/2013 3:13:34 AM PDT by Wingy
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To: Wingy

“Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”.........

Where do these people come from, Mars? This air head has a real vacuum between her ears.


19 posted on 07/25/2013 3:26:54 AM PDT by DaveA37 (I'm for SMALLER , HONEST government)
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To: NYer
Something fishy about Fluke. Appropriate name for a slut who needs a federal entitlement to practice her favorite hobby.


20 posted on 07/25/2013 3:27:18 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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