Posted on 12/17/2013 12:11:37 PM PST by Impala64ssa
The Obama administration announced last Friday that it will grant industrial wind farm operators 30-year permits to kill legally protected bald eagles and golden eagles without fear of legal repercussions. U.S. wind turbines already kill 1.4 million birds and bats each year, including many endangered, threatened and protected species such as California condors, bald eagles and Indiana bats.
The Obama administration claims this annual bird and bat slaughter is necessary to fight global warming. Sources very close to the President have leaked to me the text of the following presidential speech on the topic, which President Obama will deliver later this week in a parallel universe that I will reconstruct (satire) for readers.
My fellow Americans,
Hard times demand dramatic action.
Our human-caused global climate disruption has reached crisis levels. Not a single hurricane struck the United States this year. It has been eight full years the longest period on record since a Category 3 or higher hurricane struck the United States. This record lack of hurricane activity is depriving the southeastern United States of much needed rainfall.
Earlier this year, the United States underwent the longest period in history without a single tornado death, which has exacerbated human overpopulation concerns. This lack of tornado deaths means more people are using up more natural resources, especially in the American heartland. This is especially problematic as more people in the American heartland means there is an increasing strain on water resources in the heart of our nation.
This year marked the fewest number of U.S. wildfires in 30 years, depriving the western United States of the regular wildfires that have always been a part of nature and are crucial to wilderness regeneration cycles.
(Excerpt) Read more at forbes.com ...
Not his call, is it?
Unless we have an imperial majesty with his royal decree.
for 30 years the news media ,government and scientists have cried global warming. they are huge liars
there has been no warming, no rising sea levels.for the past 300 years there has been skyrocketing industrialization , skyrocketing population , skyrocketing C02 emissions yet there has been no warming , no rises in sea levels
for 30 years the news media ,government and scientists have cried global warming. they are huge liars
there has been no warming, no rising sea levels.for the past 300 years there has been skyrocketing industrialization , skyrocketing population , skyrocketing C02 emissions yet there has been no warming , no rises in sea levels
When you don’t have a nation you don’t need no stinkin’ national symbol.....
Well, the bald eagle is a symbol of America. Kill the symbol, kill the country.
What do The Birds Of Prey people in Boise, Idaho have to say about this?
What happens to little baby Eaglets when their parents don't return to the nest with food?
You don't want to know what I said next.
He’s just trying to decide if our new national symbol should be a leech or a lemming.
The Bald Eagle is a symbol of the pride of the United States. It’s no wonder Obama has sacrificed this bird and the symbol. It’s just another sign of who he really is
Why not. It’s a symbol of American and means nothing to him.
*Earlier this year, the United States underwent the longest period in history without a single tornado death, which has exacerbated human overpopulation concerns. This lack of tornado deaths means more people are using up more natural resources, especially in the American heartland. *
He’s worried because American citizens were NOT killed by tornadoes because they are using up our resources, but he wants to let 40 million illegals in!?!?!?!?!?!
I don’t remember falling into the Rabbit Hole!
And that leads to another potentially major problem, what about the biohazards created by all those dead bird carcasses at the base of these windmills? Who cleans up the mess? Anyone figure an eco-friendly way to dispose of them? I wonder if Waste Management or any other sanitation company are puling strings and cajoling the right people in some smokey back rooms to grab these potentially lucrative gov’t contracts?
Maybe windmills are an homage to the false deity that the greenies prayed to in Latin America a few months ago on their global warming scam tour convention
....or a sheep. Fully sheared.
Proof that environmentalists don’t love animals, they just hate people.
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