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To: exDemMom
...you will not become ill. The incubation period for MERS is less than 2 weeks.

But I don't feel well.The room is spinning.I feel like I'm going to swoon.My face has broken out.

Only kidding,I'm fine.I'm sure you're right. :-)

12 posted on 05/03/2014 7:05:10 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Gay State Conservative; exDemMom

Elaine: Doctor, Mr Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish too.

Rumack: And the co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator have?

Elaine: He had fish.

Rumack: All right, now we know what we're up against. Every passenger on this plane had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour.

Elaine: Just how serious is it?

Rumack: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. [Oveur starts suffering from these]

Rumack: When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash...[Oveur suffers from those as well]

Rumack: ...then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. [Oveur also suffers from these]

Rumack: At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. :[Oveur does]

Rumack: Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

16 posted on 05/03/2014 9:29:17 PM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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