[Libloather]

No homes have been destroyed and no injuries have been reported.

Those water hoses may need to be sent to Ferguson.

[tired&retired]

Is this close to where Obummer plans on moving after his term in office ends?...(May it end soon!)

[palmer]

I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to turn on the federal spigots and stop the lava flow.

[eartick]

This is BS right?

If not, it should be

[Vaquero]

Social security administration to audit lava flow.

Damage caused by lava flow determined to be work place violence

[Vaquero]

All birth certificate records destroyed by lava flow

[R. Scott]

How do they expect to protect communities from the lava flow?

[ought-six]

Lava? Who the hell cares about lava! My area is being crushed by a flow of illegals, and they are far more destructive than lava.

[Jack Hydrazine]

This past summer wildfires ravaged parts of eastern Washington state. Those affected communities applied for Federal aid and were denied.

And here we have some lava flowing through a few people’s yards and the money train starts moving.

[lavaroise]

Racism, ie. Redistribution without representation... Or was it retribution?

[from occupied ga]

If I move to the slope of an active volcano, and then want my fellow citizens to pay for any losses I incur because of the volcano what am I?

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A Democrat of course.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

"Barack Obama has declared a slow-moving lava flow...in Hawaii to be a major disaster"

Lava Flow: "right back at ya big guy"

[W.]

Let the pocket-lining commence! [dem0crats only]

[onedoug]

If one’s property has been inundated, does one then own that parcel on the new flow?

[Bill93]

Remember when half of Texas was burning and there was no response from the Obama?

[bgill]

Pay offs to his homies to keep the BC hidden.

[lurk]

If you buy a house next to a volcano, isn’t that like buying on the bank of the Mississippi River? You know the risk, you take the penalty.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Of course he wouldn’t spend a dime on the wildfires in Texas a couple of years ago.

[MasterGunner01]

The next time Dear Leader visits Hawaii, he should go to the Big Island and to the Pu’u O’o vent of the Kilauea volcano. He can then command Pele, the volcano goddess, to stop the lava flow. At that point, Pele will bury him under 100 tons of liquid rock.