[Zhang Fei]

Democrats never go on trial for corruption.

Rod Blagojevich wishes this were true. As does William Jefferson.

[bigdaddy45]

Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiratorial rant.

[jonascord]

On January 19, 2017, Blago and Jefferson are going to walk out with full presidential pardons. It's the price Obama will pay to keep these two thieves from talking out of turn.

Remember, both of these crooks got caught with their arms in the cookie jar up to the shoulder. There was never any doubt about guilt. Blago was heard auctioning off Obama's senate seat. Jefferson could never explain the bricks of cash in his deep freezer. However, they both know too much to expect anything less than a total pardon for all crimes ever committed, all the back to the Big Bang.

Otherwise, if they talk, their wives and children could have an unfortunate accident, involving acid.