Top Saudi mufti reportedly issues fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives

The Jerusalem Post ^ | April 9, 2015

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Idi Amin”

He liked liver the best!

[b4its2late]

LOL.

[b4its2late]

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“. I’ll take a blonde rare with a side of brunette.”

I like the other White meat; Redheads.

[muir_redwoods]

I thought pigs were haram

Yeah, I know, I’m sorry

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

A little spicy sometimes...I should know.

[tumblindice]

Snakes on a babe!

[AppyPappy]

Well, at least they are good for something.

[wildbill]

No doubt the left will condemn him as a Republican involved in their war on women.

[elcid1970]

“No, no, you idiots!!! I said it is permitted for husbands to BEAT their wives!!”

[DJ Taylor]

The Plague of Islam

If the civilized world is to survive, we must recognize Islam for what it really is: It’s not a religion, form of government, or anything recognizable to the civilized mind. Islam is a disease, an incurable disease of the mind that is highly contagious among the feeble minded and is now spreading among the world’s feeble minded at an epidemic rate. As with any disease, one can’t reason with this disease, negotiate with it, or treat in any manner other than how one would treat any other incurable disease.

Past efforts to contain this disease have failed. Now, carriers of this Plague of Islam must be eradicated wherever they're found, for if they're not, this disease will eventually end not just Western Civilization, but it will undo over 5,000 years of human civilization.

[TomGuy]

I posted this in an earlier thread on the same topic:

if he wasn’t that hungry, to limit himself to a limb or two, or a “portion of flesh.”

Brings to mind the joke about the heroic 3-legged pig.

[thanatz]

Hey, Grand Mufti: eat Shi’ite and die!!!

[TomGuy]

I hate it when you two fight in front of me... before I've popped the popcorn.

You may need a large reserve. Remember that Iraq and Iran went at it for a decade -- between Gulf Wars.

Those people do LUV to fight. They have been at it for several thousand years.

[chris37]

Ah, it’s a scale thing. No doubt if she were to moisturize her scales, they would still appear scaly, so it would just be a huge waste of perfectly good moisturizer.

But she should definitely moisturize the snakes. They look like they are downright ill tempered.

[chris37]

LOLOL :D

That was a great laugh, thank you thank you!

[SunkenCiv]

Grand Mufti Denies Fake Fatwa

[SaraJohnson]

If the radicals, via Iran and the US State Department, overthrow the royalty, that Saudi wealth will be history.