“.Then there are the occasions in which a pervert came to us with a foreign object stuck in his “out door”.More ick factor. “
serious? LOL! How did he explain that?
You need to research the tales of LemmieWinks from South Park.
Yup,completely serious.And he didn't have to explain it...medical professionals who work in,or trained in,the big city are well aware of such things.My cardiologist just told me a story last month when I saw him about an experience he had as a medical student in San Francisco.It involved a woman and a $50 bill she thought she had lost.
If I gave more details I'd be banned from FR for life.