Islam fatwas: Eating wife, toilet paper OK

World News Daily ^ | April 9, 2015

[Zakeet]

Who says Islam is not adapting to the times?

Fatwas issued by top clerics in Turkey and Saudi Arabia this week might be shocking to much of the civilized world, but they do indicate change.

In Turkey, the top religious authority, known as the Directorate of Religious Affairs or Divanet, proclaimed that though water is the preferred method of cleansing oneself after using the toilet, paper is now an acceptable alternative if a water source is unavailable, reports the nation’s Hurriyet Daily News.

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Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia the grand mufti has reportedly found a new definition of halal – determining that, in the event of extreme hunger, it is acceptable in Islam for a man to chop up his wife and eat her – or one of them as the case may be.

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The rationale, according to multiple local reports, is that the husband and his wife’s body will “fuse together after the husband eats his wife.” The husband would be permitted to eat “parts of her body” in such cases.

[Zakeet]

Two more reasons why I can hardly wait for Sharia Law to come to the U.S. ...

[nickcarraway]

The eating wife thing has already been debunked.

[Fresh Wind]

The eating wife thing has already been debunked.

What about eating toilet paper?

[no-to-illegals]

it must have been islam ... for the paper towels were describe as chicken.

[arthurus]

Islam fatwas: Eating wife, toilet paper OK

Bưt eating toilet paper is still okay. A man doesn't have to starve if the refrigerator is empty.

[SandRat]

Pork skin paper?

[no-to-illegals]

I believe You ... Please Lead the Way, Please

[Slyfox]

Adolphe Hitler liked the muzzies because they knew how to inflict terror unlike Christians who he thought did not have that natural ability.

Obama shares the same fascination for the muzzies the way Hitler did.

Yeah, being able to boil your wife and eat her and to use toilet paper or not is what makes for a great civilization.

[SunkenCiv]

[SunkenCiv]

• Grand Mufti Denies Fake Fatwa
• Halal or Not? Eating Your Wife if You Are Hungry...
• Top Saudi mufti reportedly issues fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives
• Did a Leading Saudi Cleric Permit Men to Eat Their Wives? (i.e. cannibalize)

[ronnie raygun]

THIS IS RELIGON, this is what our politicians are supporting

[onyx]

Unbelievable!

[17th Miss Regt]

I’ll take an “e”, please!

[a fool in paradise]

Please don't eat the Charmin.

[a fool in paradise]

(in a Boston accent)

Here I sit broken hearted,
paid my dime and only fatwa-ed

[terycarl]

Islam fatwas: Eating wife,useing toilet paper OK

I have no problem with either......:o) :o)))

[Ditter]

We say it a little different in Texas . ; )

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahahaha Bull Eye!

[jespasinthru]

I guess that gives a whole new meaning to the term “eating her out”.