Posted on 10/23/2015 8:04:20 AM PDT by amorphous
“The Food and Drug Administration has announced that saliva causes stomach cancer—however, only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.”Same old same-old, ain’t it. Some government agency announces “this causes that” and suchlike. Ever notice that before Obama showed up, drinking too much coffee was bad for you, and after that it suddenly became the miracle beverage?
— George Carlin, “Headlines,” On The Road, 1976
I guess we better all just eat halal.
Cancer - Joe Jackson
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There’s no cure, there’s no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don’t touch that dial
Don’t try to smile
Just take this pill
It’s in your file
Don’t work hard
Don’t play hard
Don’t plan for the graveyard
Remember –
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There’s no cure, there’s no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don’t work by night
Don’t sleep by day
You’ll feel all right
But you will pay
No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember –
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There’s no cure, there’s no answer
Everything gives you cancer
No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember –
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There’s no cure, there’s no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Jesus said I could eat pork, and so I shall.
Why?
they intend to starve us....no beef...no pork.....
LOL Tell this woman to stop eating bacon!
Remember when the WHO just made music?
I miss those days.
:-)
The “whole milk” canard is really a disgrace. It’s only 3½ percent milkfat.
PORK PRODUCTS BIG CANCER THREAT
Just another sneaky try at promoting Islam and Sharia
Islam controlled World Health Organization ?
More junk science to promote the agenda.
Pray America wakes
I eat all three and I am 78.
All the Alabama Subways still have plenty of bacon and ham!
I think it wasn’t the entire chain, just a franchise or two.
Meanwhile the Confederates often ate “goober peas” (peanuts). All of them died. Avoid peanuts—they will kill you.
These same idiots are quietly backing away from the low-fat/high-carb diet they advocated for decades which has contributed heavily to the current obesity epidemic in the US.
Sure—I’m going to take them seriously.
Bet if one can twist it into a sexual perversion then suddenly it’d be healthy again.
World Health Organization also has a very good record of getting things WRONG
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