Skip to comments.Park nudity leads to arrest
Posted on 11/20/2015 10:31:04 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
RICHMOND, Ind. â
A man who led police on a three-county chase in August is in jail again, this time on public nudity charges.
David Simpson, 22, address at large, is in Wayne County Jail on a charge of public nudity after police say he was found running naked in Glen Miller Park in Richmond Wednesday night.
In August, Simpson allegedly drove a stolen BMW from Indianapolis to Englewood at speeds of 110 miles per hour. Multiple law enforcement jurisdictions were engaged in a chase with the stolen vehicle.
Simpson attempted to drive through a closed construction area on Interstate 70. He lost control of the vehicle and attempted to flee on foot.
He was later apprehended in the Meijer parking lot on North Main Street and charged with driving a vehicle without a license, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, obstruction of official business, and failure to comply with the order of a police officer.
How do you go from leading the police on a high speed chase in a stolen BMW to running naked through the park????
when asked to produce a driver s license, he declined indicating he left his wallet in his pants
Everyone is bipolar after they get arrested. Some are bipolar before.
Just a hunch, but I suspect the high speed chase in the stolen BMW had more to do with the arrest than being naked in the park.
He’s just in the mood to run in the nude.
(Don’t look Ethel!)
Is it cold enough up there for shrinkage? That would upset any man being misrepresented.
Two separate incidents. He stole the car in August, and he ran nekkid in November.
....when asked to produce a driver s license, he declined indicating he left his wallet in his pants...
But, he did show them his name that was tattooed on his knuckles.
so that’s where the Geico caveman disappeared to
Pictures! Pictures! Oh, wait! Never mind.
Was he nude or Nekkid? There is a difference.
Makes for shrinkage.
“Pictures! Pictures! Oh, wait! Never mind.”
Just “Dancing in the Moonlight”
“We get it almost every night
When that moon is big and bright
It’s a supernatural delight
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight”
Isn’t it cold in Indiana this time of year?........................8^)
Stamp out nude parks?
It’s too late, she has already been mooned.
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