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10 Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time
The Federalist ^ | 12/24/2015 | Rich Cromwell

Posted on 12/24/2015 10:12:26 AM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: SeekAndFind

Very kindly, Feliz Navidad only has to be one song in a set, and in that fashion it is okay as a touch of Mexican spice, mostly for the instrumentation.

I still wish it wasn’t “I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas” because now it’s Wantmas, not Christmas. That puts the hell in holidays, and we know it all too well. I’d change it to “I’m gonna wish you a Merry Christmas.” Try it, just for illumination’s sake — see if that gives it a different tone.


61 posted on 12/24/2015 11:02:41 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Nea Wood

whoops that was Jimmy Boyd (had Jimmy Webb on the mind)


62 posted on 12/24/2015 11:03:12 AM PST by rhoda_penmark
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To: jackibutterfly
Yeah, especially the part when the singing and music just stops for a second (my favorite version - forget who the artist is), and then you hear, "Then He smiled at me...." Gives me chills!

Although I didn't realize it until recently many performers have one this song.The one to which we're both referring was done by the "Harry Simone Chorale" and came out just before Christmas in '58.

To me it perfectly symbolizes...simply and beautifully...the *true* meaning of Christmas.

63 posted on 12/24/2015 11:04:49 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: SeekAndFind

Few may relate to this but the worst Christmas music I have heard is the Mickey Rooney “Merry Micklemas” recording.

Attempt to acquire and listen to it at your own peril.


64 posted on 12/24/2015 11:04:50 AM PST by Gasshog (Newly discovered element Trumpamentium causes a Chain Reaction of Testicular Fortitude!!)
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To: SeekAndFind

You Ain’t Getting Sh*t For Christmas - Red Peters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68


65 posted on 12/24/2015 11:05:44 AM PST by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: MayflowerMadam

The song itself isn’t bad..however, the parrrrrrrumpahpumpum...

Please no....make it stop...


66 posted on 12/24/2015 11:08:03 AM PST by stylin_geek (Never underestimate the power of government to distort markets)
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To: Gay State Conservative

I’ve seen a LOT of controversy about this, about which I used to be blissfully unaware.

It could be offensive to some people, who don’t want anything that might even look like a hint at something unhistorical. Once they’ve taken that position then the other objections pile up, like how could something like that appeal to an infant. (They don’t know real infants and their varying moods, but that’s a digression. Add to this the sinless babe factor and we have a non problem.) I don’t get hung up over that point of view... I say, treat it like a parable. Jesus had no problem using parables that mixed historical and fictional elements, which illustrated a broader spiritual point of grace that He sought to make. And the point is so wonderful. Jesus accepts and blesses the humblest gifts. Even the Grinch-stolen Christmas offered the gifts of singing, if you remember the cartoon. So such objection is worse than the Grinch’s evil experiment.


67 posted on 12/24/2015 11:11:19 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: TheMom

4. Tie: ‘I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas’


68 posted on 12/24/2015 11:12:57 AM PST by Eaker (The Bates Motel. Ain't nuthin' like it.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Mommy kissing Santa Claus, is about a father dressed up as Santa kissing his wife. The kid is worried because of course he doesn’t know that his father plays Santa every Christmas.

There are a couple of clinkers on this list, but most are fine and beautiful. Carol of the Bells? great song.


69 posted on 12/24/2015 11:15:02 AM PST by Glad2bnuts (Go Cruz GO, scare the RINO's to death)
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To: SeekAndFind

This, from a Korean rock band circa 1969 is not bad, but can anybody explain the logic in combining Jingle Bells and Inna Godda Davida ?

http://youtu.be/LqWgTKR0ppc


70 posted on 12/24/2015 11:19:02 AM PST by ADemocratNoMore (Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies)
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To: SeekAndFind

“Santa’s got a mullet” by Nerf Herder


71 posted on 12/24/2015 11:19:57 AM PST by Paddyboy (Roma Omnia Vincit)
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To: Nea Wood

The best duet in a Christmas song is the Pogues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8


72 posted on 12/24/2015 11:27:24 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Palio di Siena
Brings a tear to my eyes and a craving for some Bawlmer style steamed crabs : ),

"Crabs for Christmas" from WMPT show "Crabs"

73 posted on 12/24/2015 11:30:30 AM PST by MD Expat in PA
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To: Nea Wood

I thought so too.


74 posted on 12/24/2015 11:31:11 AM PST by Jean2 (ox)
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To: packrat35

Give it a rest, it’s Christmas........SO MERRY CHRISTMAS!


75 posted on 12/24/2015 11:34:40 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: Glad2bnuts

Good point about Mommy kissing Santa Claus. I used to love a song with a similar theme, “Santa Claus Looks Just Like Daddy.”

You’re right, the humor comes from the misunderstanding.


76 posted on 12/24/2015 11:35:01 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: SeekAndFind
In recent years, we have had to endure a certain song about a homicidal caribou that is played ad nauseam every Christmas.
77 posted on 12/24/2015 11:36:11 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: dead
The Twelve Days of Christmas by pretty much anybody, but especially the Chipmunks.

try the version by Bob and Doug MacKenzie from the Great White North. Very funny.

78 posted on 12/24/2015 11:36:15 AM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: ADemocratNoMore

It’s pretty? Sometimes that’s all the logic that’s needed in music.


79 posted on 12/24/2015 11:36:53 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: packrat35
Christmas At Grouud Zero-Weird Al

If you were ever in the nuclear weapons business it would be a favorite, just like the best movie ever is Doctor Strangelove.

80 posted on 12/24/2015 11:37:38 AM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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