Golf scores too high? Climate Change.
Excessive Flatulence? Climate Change.
Ingrown Toenail? Climate Change.
Sad Puppies? Climate Change.
Can’t get laid? Climate Change.
Socks have holes in the toe? Climate Change.
Etc.
For example: winds stronger, winds weaker
Another: salinity reduction, salinity increase
LOL...Our 5 YO grandson was with us last week, and we just took it easy. He asked his grandmother what she was doing, and she replied, "oh, I'm just fartin' around today."
My grandson then said, "Nana, stop eating beans, and you'll be ok."