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Norway Has Some Luxury Prisons that are Better than Most American Hotels

Posted on 03/16/2016 8:36:42 AM PDT by pinochet

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Bernie Sanders said he wants the Scandinavian model in America. America already provides people on welfare with a better standard of living than people with minimum wage jobs.

In order to have a truly Scandinavian society, you need to give convicted criminals a higher standard of living than many middle-class Americans.

1 posted on 03/16/2016 8:36:42 AM PDT by pinochet
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I’ll wager that Hillary is hoping to be sent to a prison in Norway when her sentencing time comes.


2 posted on 03/16/2016 8:40:51 AM PDT by Mr Apple ( TRUMP WILL STOP THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM INVASION!)
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America already provides people on welfare with a better standard of living than many people with jobs cab afford.


3 posted on 03/16/2016 8:40:53 AM PDT by NEMDF
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cab = can


4 posted on 03/16/2016 8:41:15 AM PDT by NEMDF
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Watch “Lillyhammer” on Netflix.

Very funny.

Filmed in Norway,and they make fun at the prison system.

Little Stevie Van Zandt stars.

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5 posted on 03/16/2016 8:41:40 AM PDT by Mears
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“Three hots and a cot.”


6 posted on 03/16/2016 8:41:44 AM PDT by dfwgator
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But we have Chateau GITMO


7 posted on 03/16/2016 8:43:15 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth -- Mike Tyson)
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More on Norwegian prisons: http://www.takepart.com/photos/worlds-most-luxurious-prisons/bastoy-prison-norway

This minimum security prison colony is located on Bastoy Island in the middle of the Oslofjord. It houses slightly over 100 inmates who live in small cottages and work on the prison farm. Sunbathing in addition to tennis, fishing and horseback riding are the preferred pastimes of the prisoners


8 posted on 03/16/2016 8:43:42 AM PDT by pinochet
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Good. Let’s send our Guantanamo prisoners there so the Left can’t claim they are being “mistreated”. Hot and cold running Korans and prayer rugs plus cod to eat morning, noon and night.


9 posted on 03/16/2016 8:43:49 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Obama - the AIDS virus for the American body politic.)
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If you’re homeless, prison in Norway seems like a great option.


10 posted on 03/16/2016 8:44:38 AM PDT by boycott (--s)
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One 4th of all prisoners on the planet are here. Prisons as hellish gang run places are always fun I theory. But ours turn out unuasable, unemployable, brutalized psychopaths.

They are onto something. We clearly do it wrong from our results.


11 posted on 03/16/2016 8:47:31 AM PDT by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble mined asses overthrown,,,)
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One hot meal a day is sufficient. You could offer a second hot meal for those who are model prisoners and work hard on the farm or road crew.


12 posted on 03/16/2016 8:47:47 AM PDT by PAR35
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You get the use of the beach and can sunbathe for both weeks of that Norwegian summer.
13 posted on 03/16/2016 8:48:56 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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I need broadband, hot chicks, and good wine.

Anything less is inhumane.


14 posted on 03/16/2016 8:49:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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One 4th of all prisoners on the planet are here.

And like Richard Pryor said, "Thank God We Got Penitentiaries!"

15 posted on 03/16/2016 8:49:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Their philosophy is to remove criminals from society and counsel them in a healthy environment.

Our philosophy is to remove criminals from society and throw them into a cage surrounded by likely far worse criminals.

IMO, both types of prisons are needed in this country. Depending on the offense and history of the offender


16 posted on 03/16/2016 8:50:02 AM PDT by varyouga
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Become so demanding that they release you early. Often send back bottles of wine that are just not quite right.


17 posted on 03/16/2016 8:51:50 AM PDT by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble mined asses overthrown,,,)
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This Chateau le blanc 68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled, not room temperature!


18 posted on 03/16/2016 8:52:07 AM PDT by posterchild
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Why would the inmates even try to escape?


19 posted on 03/16/2016 8:54:36 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Liberals are the Taliban of America, trying to tear down any symbol that they don't like.)
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I always thought that prisons and everyone involved in the prison system would seem to have a vested interest in brutalizing people. I mean, why wouldn’t they absolutely want the recidivism rate to be as high as possible? It seems to me that is one way to get it, releasing broken folks. Do social workers want folks not to apply for social welfare programs? I don’t know, maybe that is just conspiracy crap, and I don’t dig resorts either, which doesn’t seem like much of a deterent.

Freegards


20 posted on 03/16/2016 8:55:34 AM PDT by Ransomed
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