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THIS IS HOW ALL BUREAUCRATS SHOULD BE ANSWERED [Well worth your time!]
Powerline ^ | 6/13/16 | Steven Hayward

Posted on 06/15/2016 2:19:59 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper

Making the rounds right now is an exchange that I certainly hope is authentic, between the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife and ranchers Larry and Amanda Anderson. It seems the Oregon bureaucrats want permission to survey the Andersons’ ranch land for purposes of tracking species decline....

....here is the Andersons’ splendid reply...

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the “Frog Survey License” ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an “Invasive Species” stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add’l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your “Creek Habitat” stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and 3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey activity by 1pm.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18″ handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3″ diameter if you purchase the “Frog Net Endorsement” ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our “Premium Survey” units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify Native Indian Tribal rights and status.

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of “Frog Surveys and You” comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

Sincerely,


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Oregon
KEYWORDS: bureaucracy; interventionism; nannystate; redtape; regulatorydecapture
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1 posted on 06/15/2016 2:20:00 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

The government should pay with pennies...


2 posted on 06/15/2016 2:21:14 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: SoFloFreeper

But it’s for the froggies....


3 posted on 06/15/2016 2:22:28 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
No, they should be answered thusly:

No, you do not have permission. Any and all attempts to access the property will be met with gunfire, period. Stay the hell out.

4 posted on 06/15/2016 2:28:28 PM PDT by dware (I don't care what bathroom they use, as long as it's in the nuthouse, where they belong)
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To: SoFloFreeper

LOVE it.


5 posted on 06/15/2016 2:29:06 PM PDT by Zarro (JAIL CONGRESS!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

A week old.

Not news.

Try to keep up.

Read blogs much?


6 posted on 06/15/2016 2:29:18 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: dware

Learning from The Donald!


7 posted on 06/15/2016 2:30:13 PM PDT by Don Corleone (Oil the gun, eat the cannolis, take it to the mattress.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I want to know if they have heard back yet


8 posted on 06/15/2016 2:30:49 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: 2banana
The government should pay with pennies...

Pennies are not Legal Tender.

No one must accept more that 25 (or maybe some other relatively small number) pennies in payment of a single debt.

ML/NJ

9 posted on 06/15/2016 2:38:14 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: SoFloFreeper

Outstanding! Hadn’t seen nor heard of this.
Thanks for posting.


10 posted on 06/15/2016 2:40:13 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: humblegunner

yeah, i don’t sit at a computer all day.

too bad for you my post didn’t meet your standards for timeliness.


11 posted on 06/15/2016 2:41:03 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper ((Just say no to HRC))
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To: ml/nj

That’s a myth. US coins, including pennies, are legal tender.


12 posted on 06/15/2016 2:41:03 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: humblegunner

Not one of your better posts.


13 posted on 06/15/2016 2:42:13 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: humblegunner
Hey, it was news to me.
I don't have time to read every blog in the world, (nor do I have the wetware capacity to retain it all, or stay awake while trying to absorb it).
So thank you SoFloFreeper for posting.

14 posted on 06/15/2016 2:43:14 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: ml/nj
Furthermore, Article I Sec 10 of the US Constitution says in part:
No State shall ... make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts.
Since these are official Oregon greenies, they must pay in gold or silver coin.

ML/NJ

15 posted on 06/15/2016 2:43:17 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: SoFloFreeper

Awesome!


16 posted on 06/15/2016 2:44:37 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Fantastic!!!


17 posted on 06/15/2016 2:49:54 PM PDT by samtheman (Trump For America.)
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To: humblegunner

News to me. And it made my day.


18 posted on 06/15/2016 2:53:41 PM PDT by samtheman (Trump For America.)
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To: humblegunner

If you had already read this then why did you waste your time coming here to look at it again? Then you further compounded your wasted time by making a post that basically says you have nothing better to do than read blogs and harass those of us who don’t.


19 posted on 06/15/2016 2:55:49 PM PDT by FreedomNotSafety
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To: Texas Eagle; SoFloFreeper; dware
"Hadn't seen nor heard of this"

This article leaves out a fact about it.

Both Blaze and the Oregonian point out that Larry Anderson(Landowner) personally knows Steve Niemela(Oregon Fish and Wildlife)

Larry Anderson told Blaze that the letter was "all meant to be fun," adding that he knows Steve Niemela, the man who sent him the original request, and "he's a good guy, a really good guy."

20 posted on 06/15/2016 2:55:57 PM PDT by Ben Ficklin
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