[SparkyBass]

My wife’s “Kickstart Bootcamp” coach tells her “team” that most old ladies get sent to “rest homes” because they can’t get themselves up off the toilet due to lack of strength and balance.

I would put $20 down saying Hillary has a designated “lifter”

[dainbramaged]

I would put $20 down saying Hillary has a designated “lifter”
All of the royalty in olden times had a designated rump swabber for toilet time. She likely has one, too.

[tumblindice]

Henry VIII had a `groom of the stool’. That was a much sought after, prestigious job for ambitious royal lackeys.
Series, I expect good little `rat interns would stand in line to heft Her Heinous on-and-off the pot.

Which brings to mind my favorite line from the movie `Bridget Jones Diary’ when Bridget was posed with a dilemma and decided: “I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein’s backside with my bare hand.”

[Old Yeller]

Based on a rear end picture I saw of the she-devil, her automatic wiper ain’t working so well.