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vanity satire, Zombo-Americans Prefer Hillary by 2-1 Margin
Free Republic ^ | 1/11/16 | Eleutheria5

Posted on 11/01/2016 9:50:19 AM PDT by Eleutheria5

A new poll by the Ragmuffin Group, sampling 1,000 residents of Chicago's cemeteries has come up with some astonishing results. 660 of the respondents, when canvassed by their tomb, immediately ate the brains of the canvassers. Of the remaining 1/3, 220 would prefer to eat Hillary's brains, while 110 would prefer Donald Trump's. One of the zombified canvassers said they would like Jill Stein's, and the other two said they'd rather have Gary Johnson's. The others were still transforming. None of the zombies could remember what their party affiliation was, or what voting meant.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; deadvote; hillary; polls; zombies

1 posted on 11/01/2016 9:50:19 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

Let’s hope that election night doesn’t become the ‘night of the voting dead’.


2 posted on 11/01/2016 9:51:59 AM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: Eleutheria5

New tagline


3 posted on 11/01/2016 9:55:31 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party supports full civil rights for Necro-Americans!)
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To: Eleutheria5

Well, I understand that it is easier to smell HRC’s brains.


4 posted on 11/01/2016 10:01:38 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Impossible!

Zombies go for BRAINS..........

Pretty slim pickens around the DNC.............


5 posted on 11/01/2016 10:05:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (Where’s that VIDEO the Anonymous group promised us????????????)
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To: Red Badger

Donald still using him brains. Hard, too chewy. Hillary not need. All soft and flabby. Yum.


6 posted on 11/01/2016 10:32:34 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (“If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Hillary: “Wait! Me one of you! Shake hands. Work tombs. Mmm! Those are great brains! Vince Foster, Ron Brown, always delicious.”


7 posted on 11/01/2016 10:41:09 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (“If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5
Sigh.

Vanities do not equal news

8 posted on 11/01/2016 11:20:28 AM PDT by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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To: pieceofthepuzzle
The Walking Dems

 

9 posted on 11/01/2016 11:24:03 AM PDT by Bronzewound (2016 GOP. A Timid Little Division Of The Democrat Party.)
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To: Bronzewound

Woods, Smith, Doherty and Stevens zombies: Yum. We eat her brains now. At this point what difference does it make?


10 posted on 11/01/2016 1:29:36 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (“If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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