Skip to comments.vanity satire, Zombo-Americans Prefer Hillary by 2-1 Margin
Posted on 11/01/2016 9:50:19 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
A new poll by the Ragmuffin Group, sampling 1,000 residents of Chicago's cemeteries has come up with some astonishing results. 660 of the respondents, when canvassed by their tomb, immediately ate the brains of the canvassers. Of the remaining 1/3, 220 would prefer to eat Hillary's brains, while 110 would prefer Donald Trump's. One of the zombified canvassers said they would like Jill Stein's, and the other two said they'd rather have Gary Johnson's. The others were still transforming. None of the zombies could remember what their party affiliation was, or what voting meant.
Let’s hope that election night doesn’t become the ‘night of the voting dead’.
Well, I understand that it is easier to smell HRC’s brains.
Zombies go for BRAINS..........
Pretty slim pickens around the DNC.............
Donald still using him brains. Hard, too chewy. Hillary not need. All soft and flabby. Yum.
Hillary: “Wait! Me one of you! Shake hands. Work tombs. Mmm! Those are great brains! Vince Foster, Ron Brown, always delicious.”
Woods, Smith, Doherty and Stevens zombies: Yum. We eat her brains now. At this point what difference does it make?
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