Posted on 11/18/2016 11:55:10 AM PST by aquila48
A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.
Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.
“It was a big job in more ways than one.” he told us “I’d just lit a roll up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It’s delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston’s whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”
(Excerpt) Read more at rotherhambugle.com ...
(representative picture at site)
not sure how really different this story is
from most of the Obama and HilLIARy press releases
the mass media feeds us as “news”
So... much.... insanity... don’t know what to make fun of!
And so from the very start, we made an editorial decision to give facts a back seat. Yes, you may find a grain of truth hidden away somewhere, but it’s more by accident than design. If you do find something that’s true, don’t judge us too harshly. Anyone can make mistakes.
“...double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. ...”
Sigh...
Ya just can’t make this stuff up...
bkmrk
I guess that’s one danger of being a tattoo artist that most don’t think about before making that career choice...
I'm dyin' over here...
He got his Cecil B. DeMille movies mixed up. The burning bush was in The Ten Commandments...
For sure something to consider.
It looks like “The Onion” light.
Parody site.
From the description in the article, that is certainly NOT a representative picture.
Is this the same Rotherham that was at the center of a multi-decade child sex abuse ring.
But you have to admit it’s funny!
Omg that was hysterical
I’ve had such a miserable day — but not as bad as theirs. Thanks for posting —in “breaking” news no less — and giving me a laugh!
Seems like a cork should be standard
issue, along with a fire extinguisher....
great ideas!
Dear Mr. Trump, please consider Lean-Right for OSHA Director!
smile
smile
Morale of the story is don’t have the bean burrito before going for the double cheek tattoo.
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