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Bibi Netanyahu on meeting with Chuck Norris: 'Israel is strong but it's indestructible now'
Fox News ^ | February 8, 2017

Posted on 02/08/2017 4:48:44 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain

Chuck Norris met with Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu on Wednesday during the actor's visit to the Holy Land.

Netanyahu told Norris in a video posted on the prime minister's Facebook page, "Listen, Israel is strong but it's indestructible now" later telling his security team to clear the building as Norris could easily handle any threats.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chucknorris; israel
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1 posted on 02/08/2017 4:48:44 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
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Chuck Norris is now known in Israel as “Kosher Chuck” (the meat, silly).


2 posted on 02/08/2017 4:52:23 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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3 posted on 02/08/2017 4:53:28 PM PST by Proyecto Anonimo
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Chuck Norris does not do push ups. He pushes the Earth away from him, and when the Earth tries to push back, he just pushes it away again...


4 posted on 02/08/2017 4:55:35 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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To: Proyecto Anonimo

I hear Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


5 posted on 02/08/2017 4:56:03 PM PST by Kellis91789 (We hope for a bloodless revolution, but revolution is still the goal.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
Speaking of Chuck Norris, has anybody seen his United Health Care commerciai?

Chuck Norris Commercial

6 posted on 02/08/2017 4:58:42 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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The first commercial is followed by a shorter version.


7 posted on 02/08/2017 5:01:27 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

2 guys who ought 2 b in some hall of fame..diff reasons, but their deeds and history put them right up there !


8 posted on 02/08/2017 5:01:43 PM PST by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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Oklahoma earthquakes are caused by Chuck Norris swimming from Dallas to Tulsa—through land.


9 posted on 02/08/2017 5:10:05 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: mass55th

From the commercial: “I hear cats say they have Chuck like reflexes!”


10 posted on 02/08/2017 5:13:58 PM PST by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: Kellis91789
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a 1911...

and wins.

11 posted on 02/08/2017 5:15:16 PM PST by skimbell
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945.

... The next day Germany surrendered....


12 posted on 02/08/2017 5:21:02 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: tumblindice

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris.

After 10 days of agonizing pain, the cobra finally died.


13 posted on 02/08/2017 5:24:44 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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I have always liked Chuck Norris and now I know why more than ever... he really is just a solid guy very kind great Christian heart I still watch Walker Texas Ranger on reruns because it’s one of those shows with a good message I will always support him and anything he does


14 posted on 02/08/2017 5:26:19 PM PST by connyankee (#MAGABEGINS)
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Actually, Chuck Norris was born March 10, 1940.

But he graduated pre-school in 1945, and then the Nazis surrendered...


15 posted on 02/08/2017 5:30:50 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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You mean a Internet Memes lie?!?


16 posted on 02/08/2017 5:32:13 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Man, I hope I look that good when I’m 76!


17 posted on 02/08/2017 5:35:32 PM PST by Signalman
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To: mass55th

That was funny.


18 posted on 02/08/2017 5:36:14 PM PST by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
At birth the doctor tried to circumcise baby Chuck Norris, but the knife broke.
19 posted on 02/08/2017 5:43:06 PM PST by Shqipo (All this Winning is so MAGAnifocent!)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Dinosaurs are not extinct. They are just hiding from Chuck Norris.


20 posted on 02/08/2017 5:44:51 PM PST by DannyTN
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