Mo Dowd: "Donald, This I Will Tell You" [WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE]

The New York Times ^ | 25 Mar 17 | Maureen "Time has passed me by" Dowd

[drewh]

correct, was Sorkin afterwords during her drunk decades? lol

[Enchante]

Michael Douglas dated MoDo for some (brief) period of time in the ‘90s before he moved on to the more exciting curves of Catherine Zeta Jones. MoDo was left in permanent mourning for her lost virginity and inability to land a real man for long.

FReepers celebrate the beauty of CZJ as a reminder that shrill tedious harpies like MoDo may win with the NYTimes but not in real life.

[kiryandil]

The 2009 FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook) - UPDATE TIME!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2341085/posts

Under section Freeper Lore, subsection Pic Rule

[drewh]

Modo gets around!

[wideminded]

Rules, people!

Maureen Dowd was on C-SPAN recently and I was noticing that she really looks very good for being 65. Apparently a number of her family members are Trump supporters. - link

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 47.

[RegulatorCountry]

Poor MoDo, she sounds so wistful whenever she reminisces about suckers and tools. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, bless her heart.

[vladimir998]

I think it goes back to Michael Douglas:

“The gossip was so breathless that a writer for London’s Observer speculated that her relationship with the Clinton pal was prompting Dowd to go easy on the man then facing impeachment. After one of Dowd’s columns about Bush (”The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. ‘Oh, man,’ he wailed, ‘North Korea’s got nukes. . . . Get me Condi! . . . And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’ “), Rush Limbaugh accused her of being “mean, despicable, childish and immature.” Then Limbaugh added: “It’s obvious Maureen Dowd hasn’t gotten over her breakup with Michael Douglas, who she thinks is a real American president. . . . He blew it by running off with Catherine Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch.”” http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/04/AR2005110401996_pf.html

[Cboldt]

Beats me, I don’t follow Dowd or Sorkin’s “love life” just vaguely recalled that it was Douglas who dumped Dowd for Jones, and confirmed it with google before piping up.

[onyx]

Dear Maureen DowdY,

You need NOT worry either.

None of us have ever mistaken you for a journalist or for a writer of any measurable talent. Want to know why?

I'm going to tell you regardless. You're too bitter. No sunshine reaches your soul. You're mean.

Your meager pleasures in life are derived at the expense of others. Through your columns, you're able to inflict pain, cause grief, and smear the famous all under the guise of journalism.

You have not aged well. No amount of cosmetic surgery can possibly restore you.

You're like Humpty-Dumpty. Emphasis on Dumpty ... the "t" is silent.

[AFreeBird]

Did not know that part. Only the Douglas part.

So she got dumped twice in favor of CZJ.

Sweet!

[kiryandil]

New corollary to the MoDo rule:

When Mo is slamming the Donald, pics of The Divine Melania must be posted:

[Enchante]

[teeman8r]

i love that sweater...

[TADSLOS]

Read down thread.

[Enchante]

[drewh]

Yes, Modo supposedly drunk herself into a stupor over Michael Douglas and then threw herself at Sorkin, who didn't know that she was still obsessed with her last boyfriend.

When the West Wing writer found all of this out, he dumped her again...

[kiryandil]

Melania corollary to the CZJ Rule:

[cymbeline]

“Trump does not mess around with the rules.”

He needs to have others on his side. We hope he’s good at that as well as being shall we say forceful.

[maine-iac7]

does she still think she’s relevant?

[kiryandil]