[Vlad The Inhaler]

She meets the top three requirements:

She’s as queer as a Choom Van full of Obamas

She’s as ugly as a mud fence.

She’s a card carrying, ultra left libtard.

[Yaelle]

She’s as queer as a Choom Van full of Obamas

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Go home, put your feet up, you’ve done your good deed for the day, you’ve won the internets fair and square.