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Lucky tuxedo'd little critters.
1 posted on 05/08/2017 7:29:24 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

https://youtu.be/pwTqC2T6q4E
Don’t put it on the television or it will explode.


2 posted on 05/08/2017 7:34:00 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Rebelbase

“And now it is time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. This is the BBC”.

CC


3 posted on 05/08/2017 7:35:22 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Veni, vidi, Vomui- I came, I saw, I hurled.)
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To: Rebelbase

4 posted on 05/08/2017 7:36:13 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: archy

Fingers in ears, tap with left foot ......


8 posted on 05/08/2017 7:38:12 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Rebelbase

“the time has now come for their home to be demined”

Why. Does somebody want to build timeshares in their habitat?


11 posted on 05/08/2017 7:43:13 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Rebelbase

Chilly Willy knows where to step.


12 posted on 05/08/2017 7:44:40 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Rebelbase

Beautiful plumage!

Ooh, sorry, wrong sketch.


16 posted on 05/08/2017 8:01:30 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Rebelbase

If you’re wondering why it’s taking so long to clear out the minefields see these two articles:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8564061.stm

http://en.mercopress.com/2017/01/13/falklands-46-minefields-to-be-cleared-in-two-years-pledges-foreign-office


17 posted on 05/08/2017 8:02:19 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: Rebelbase

well if your were a penguin that trip a land mind... at least you would fly before you die... what more can a flightless bird as for....i like to find the positive aspect in the story


27 posted on 05/08/2017 8:51:12 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: Rebelbase

Next British Guardian headline will be “Penguins in Space; a first for the UK”.

“It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s a bloody well-dressed penguin”

News Flash: United Airlines arrests man in tuxedo. Says they thought he was an illegal penguin trying to get a free ride to Alaska.


28 posted on 05/08/2017 8:52:50 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Rebelbase

Seems like those little suckers could be wired and become a mine detector without being in danger.

That might be a great way to locate all the mines.

Map them out, without endangering humans.

Then remove the mines.


34 posted on 05/08/2017 9:43:20 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Happy days are here again!)
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To: Rebelbase

Prior to the Argentine invasion I corresponded with several Falkland islanders who were attempting to expand their tree growth forest areas in which I was sending them tree seeds. In responding as a thank you I was sent a hat and mittens made from Falkland wool(which is very soft) and decorated Penguin eggs. Apparently Penguins because they’re so plentiful there can be considered and can be pests.


42 posted on 05/09/2017 3:52:17 AM PDT by mosesdapoet (My best insights get lost in FR's because of meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: Rebelbase

“Cute and cuddly boys,cute and cuddly.”


44 posted on 05/09/2017 5:54:38 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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