Are you kidding? All that cholesterol will kill you!
He’ll never shed those last few pounds eating like that...
Oh...
Wait.....
I can’t imagine having an appetite for anything knowing im about to be executed the next day.
Death-row inmates should be executed within 30 days. This lingering on death row and appeal after appeal just makes a mockery of the whole judicial system. And the last meal is like a middle finger to the victims. They should get the regular prison slop as their last meal.
I read a book a long time ago about the death penalty.
They almost never eat their last meals, the cooks say.
The cooks say they love it when they order something fancy or tasty cause they get to eat it later on lol.
Makes sense. Feeling in pit of stomach before dying probably not conducive to chomping food down.
Feed them Moochies school meals and not a damn thing more. That in itself might be a deterrent.
I’d like Martian beef and a potato grown in Atlantis.
The man has good taste.
Guard to the prisoner: If you’re not eating that steak, mind if I do?”
Give him the same thing his victim got, a shit sandwich!
25 years later we are putting this animal to sleep. shame on us.
When a convcted felon is going to die by execution and all he wants is a good last meal, the only humane thing to do is to give the guy scheduled to die best damned meal possible. I’m not into clemency by dirtbag politicians , I’m not a soft-sellinf for forgiveness. However, when a human being/perp is sentenced to die we should carry it out quickly.
FAKE article idea:
“The cafeteria workers submitted a petition to change the name of the Marin County Corrections Cafeteria to
‘Last Supper Rendezvous’. The petition was considered, but rejected as ‘Culturally inappropriate and inefficiently secular.’
Moochelle Obama will be most unhappy.
Give him a bowl of ramen and be done with the POS
Well I was layin in my cell on death row
When I heard the warden say
He said Nick you got one more day
You got one last meal before we carry you away
He said if we aint got it son, were gonna have to send out and get it
And you dont have to go, to that electric chair,
until we get back with it.
So I turned to the warden and then I said...
and I said:
Well bring me two dinosaur eggs over easy
Fried in butter, and not too greasy
Mosquito knees and black eyed peas
A little bit of butter on my bee bop beans,
one saber-tooth tiger steak
and a whole hippopotamus well baked .
So go and get my dinner, go, and get my dinner
You aint got it, go out and get it
Cause I aint goin till you get back with it
Now bring me a cup of crocodile tears
I want a purple watermelon and some alligator ears
Two cross-eyed....catfish, and a female banana I sure cant resist
Now bring me an order of those fried dreams and
A barbequed brick of chocolate ice cream
So go and get my dinner, go, and get my dinner
You aint got it, go out and get it
Cause I aint goin till you get back with it
“also has a complaint pending in federal court in Atlanta, saying a death by lethal injection could be horrific”
I’m sure those who died by his hands thought he was pretty horrific, too. But let’s be nice. Take some of that seized heroin out of the police evidence locker and fire him up with an elephant dose. Two problems solved. No pharm companies needed.
Give him tofu and soy products. Tell him he is improving Earth’s environment.
No donuts?