To: Red Badger
Guess who’se coming to dinner. Yum, Yum.
2 posted on
06/26/2017 2:22:57 PM PDT by
GoldenPup
To: Red Badger
Lunch....and dinner....and snack....and leftovers...and
To: Red Badger
4 posted on
06/26/2017 2:23:57 PM PDT by
Rusty0604
To: Red Badger
Surprised they didn’t run him through the x-ray machine. He could have been packing heat.
6 posted on
06/26/2017 2:25:45 PM PDT by
Dave911
To: Red Badger
Did the TSA impound it along with any butter and tiny forks the passenger may have had?
10 posted on
06/26/2017 2:30:32 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: Red Badger
Trophy lobsters this size aren’t good to eat, from what I hear. Keep it in a tank if you want, but better to leave it in the ocean, where it’ll probably live longer.
11 posted on
06/26/2017 2:33:07 PM PDT by
Romulus
To: Red Badger
“Is that a lobster in your pants or are you...”
12 posted on
06/26/2017 2:34:43 PM PDT by
Only1choice____Freedom
(If you choose not to deal with reality, reality will deal with you - and not on your terms)
Lobsters can travel in either carry-on or checked bags....The TSA tells WBZ-TV that the lobster was traveling in a cooler and was alive and well. So why is a TSA goon opening the cooler, removing the lobster, and taking a picture? Do they also open cleared luggage, and take pictures holding up ladies undies?
19 posted on
06/26/2017 2:39:03 PM PDT by
Henchster
(Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
To: Red Badger
I’m guessing that that poor b@stard will be living out his days in a tank in the Lobby of the local Red Lobster. :(
Lucky for him (maybe!) he’s too expensive to buy and cook up, LOL!
Seriously? Let him live! Our garbage truck ran over a Snapping Turtle that was HUGE. Based on size (and some googling) we estimated that the turtle must’ve been 50 years old!
Survived all of those 50 years, only to be run over by a garbage truck. *SNIF*
22 posted on
06/26/2017 2:41:06 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: Red Badger
How can you cook a lobster that big and cook the meat evenly? I think it would be overdone on the outside and under done on the inside.
To: Red Badger
While respecting the Red Lobster, I still find the Blue Crab tastier. Unfortunately, both are more often caught in blue states.
31 posted on
06/26/2017 2:48:55 PM PDT by
BlueStateRightist
(Government is best which governs least.)
To: Red Badger
Bring on the melted butter!
To: Red Badger
35 posted on
06/26/2017 2:52:22 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
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To: Red Badger
I think we are going to need a bigger boat. I am just glad he lives in the sea and I live on the land.
36 posted on
06/26/2017 2:52:58 PM PDT by
Molon Labbie
(In Safe Space, no one can hear you weep....No one cares either.)
To: Red Badger
hmmm, I wonder how long it takes to boil a 20 pound lobster, and how much melted butter is be needed on the serving table?
43 posted on
06/26/2017 3:18:02 PM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country.)
To: Red Badger
I see a movie in this...
"I hate $@#%$%*# crustaceans on a plane..."
47 posted on
06/26/2017 3:46:49 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: Red Badger
He have to pay for a seat in first class or did they table the decision ?
48 posted on
06/26/2017 3:51:14 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
To: Red Badger
Wouldn’t have been worth much if they could pack no more than 4 oz. of butter.
rwood
To: Red Badger
52 posted on
06/26/2017 4:20:06 PM PDT by
xp38
To: Red Badger
Was the lobster confiscated by TSA?
57 posted on
06/27/2017 3:59:33 AM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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