Aren’t there laws banning the corruption of a minor?
When my eldest son was a toddler, he ran in on me as I was getting out the the shower, the first thing he noticed is that I have no penis. He was so sorry for me because he really liked his penis. AS I shuffled him out the door, he says “maybe when you get as big as daddy, God will give you one, too.”
I’m glad no wacked-out perv bothered him. Every man should should love their penis, IMHO. :>
Lol
Funny story.