Skip to comments.Colbert Gifts Clinton Unused Jokes Written for Her Presumed Presidential Victory
Posted on 09/23/2017 4:02:57 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton appeared Tuesday night on the "Late Show With Stephen Colbert," where Colbert revealed a packet of jokes written for her predicted 2016 election victory that he was unable to use following her loss.
The late night host told Clinton he had a gift for her, and proceeded to take out a folder with a bow on it that read, "Election Vault Unused Clinton Victory Jokes."
"On election night, we did a live show on Showtime, and Im sure you didn't catch it," Colbert said. "But I found out, right sitting on this chair, with that man over there telling me what states were coming in, that our next president was going to be Donald J. Trump. And I was not happy about this. The audience that night, was, honest to God, on the edge of tears in this room. It was like we were all at a funeral in this room."
The CBS late-night talk show host went on to say that one of his biggest "regrets" about that night was he had a whole folder of worthless jokes as a result of her defeat.
Colbert told Clinton he wanted her to have all of the jokes that would have celebrated a woman becoming president that night, including a picture of naked men with "Im With Her" written across their bare butts.
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That seems appropriate: unused jokes for a well-used joke.
Imagine if the three guys who lost to Lincoln in 1860 wouldn’t go away.
Would that really be a kind thing to do? Give someone the jokes that would’ve been used if someone HAD actually won? I can’t imagine Hillary reading them with any appreciation.
Can someone explain to me, why virtually the entire entertainment industry, bends over backwards to prove that they are liberal??
Why is it, that these late night comedians on TV, are all liberal???
How many biting jokes did they ever tell about Obama??? Or Hillary or any other Democrat???
I was too young for most of the Johnny Carson era, but have heard, that he joked about both parties. And some older folks have told me they really don’t know where he stood politically, but that he made jokes regardless of the politics involved.
Can anyone say that about any of these alleged comedians? We know they are all liberal. They all broadcast that they are liberal. They don’t make fun of Obama. They grill and crucify Trump. Their personal politics are on display and they freely admit it.
FB version: “It’s all Trump’s fault”
“You Trump voters don’t like me as President, huh? So kill me! Oh, that’s right, I already took all your guns and you’re all in jail!” (** riotous laughter **)
Democrats and other leftists have destroyed comedy.
They think comedy is calling other people names and accusing them of the most vile acts.
Colbert is not funny. If he weren’t a lib ass kisser, I doubt he’d have a job.
“Can someone explain to me, why virtually the entire entertainment industry, bends over backwards to prove that they are liberal??”
During the Vietnam war, the anti-war, Jane Fonda loving communist scum needed to dodge the draft. So they enrolled in colleges for degree after degree. They didn’t want anything too tough though, so they signed up for garbage that was easy to pass like underwater basket weaving stuff.
The educators, also leftover communists from the 50s and before were happy to accomodate - encouraging students of this form of draft dodging. What we got were a ton of communists with degrees taking up positions in communist-approved careers (Such as media and education) while the warriors were utterly devastated by not only the war in Vietnam but by the reception these communist pieces of filth had in store for them when they returned.
So, interesting enough, not everyone in Media is a liberal. Only the bosses are. So the lackeys (Who are all the actors and junk) are told that they have to say and represent communist ideals or they just won’t work anymore. This is why Drew Carey JUMPED at the contract to host the price is right for the entirety of the passage of time in the universe.
All of the bosses in media today are the satan spawn of the Vietnam era drafter dodgers and their underground communist professors. The actors are too weak-willed or greedy to stand up against it. A few exceptions, and as I have stated we don’t hear from them anymore because the media elite have black balled them.
Hollywood needs to be nuked.
Because she was dead drunk.
That would be NONE.
Douglas died in ‘61. Bell defected and urged Tennessee to join the CSA after he felt deceived by Lincoln at the start of the war, Tennessean’s thought of him as a traitor. Breckenridge became a pretty good general in the Confederate Army and became Secretary of War for Davis near the end of the war. That guy didn’t just go away.
Colbert’s unused jokes about Hillary are like used toilet paper. Can only use them once (and if you’re Cheryl Crowe, you can use only one sheet or line of them).
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