Skip to comments.Donald Trump is done (Garrison Keillor)
Posted on 11/29/2017 5:53:15 PM PST by hiho hiho
It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown.
There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
Why is he so hung up on virility? Because the Army rejected him on account of bone spurs that you get from wearing high heels.
He sits at that ridiculous little desk in the Oval Office and signs a presidential proclamation as if he's Kim Jong Un or something and he holds it up like a kid holding up his school project that his mama wrote for him. The man can barely read, that's why he hates TelePrompter.
The same people who admire him tend to drive Dodge Darts and wear sweatshirts from schools they didn't attend.
He is weak. Weak on #s, weak on 1st Amendment, worst president in history. Failed @ real estate and now @ politics. His record = BAD.
He quit holding rallies in stadiums because nobody wants to go hear a loser brag about his manliness for an hour, you can hear that in any barroom. Only places he can draw a crowd are rural areas where billboards are riddled with bullet holes, shot by men angry because they can't read. He is so over. Totally irrelevant, exhausted, flamed out.
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“God is dead.” —Nietzsche
“Nietzsche is dead.” —God
14 small dogs...AKA most of the 2016 GOP primary contenders.
Wow. This jack-off makes the other infantile leftist pukes sound mature. Is someone supposed to think this garbage funny or something?
Sounds like a lot of back-handed assaults.
This is the season of giving and they’re giving us a lot.
Is this a joke? Chicago Tribune? Seriously, WTH?
Is that the best he could write in the vein of satire and sarcasm? I thought he was a man of Words worthy of Shakespeare and Francis Bacon, obviously not.
Who's the dogcatcher in Lake Wobegone these days, Garrison?
They’ve become completely unhinged and burying their heads in the sand at the same time...oh, the insanity of it all is just too much for them to bear.
The original passive-agressive beta.
LOL now the laugh is on the other foot .
I’m actually surprised to find that this sissy was hitting on women
I thought sure he was a femco
Would the creepy keeler LIB-idiot STFU? He is a known pervert reprobate and loser in life. He won’t even merit a footnote in history. What a wasted life.
Doncha just love it when Karma comes whizzing by in the shape of a boomerang?
Garrison Keillor is done. He has always been a joke.
We just figured out how (almost) all the kids in Lake Wobegon are above average. Just one really low score skews the rest towards genius.
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