The FBI probably has some agents of good repute that could go there and perform an unbiased, reliable, trustworthy, reputable, honest, credible, plausible, satisfactory, sincere, and valid audit of any pertinent documents.
I actually believe Obama is a citizen because he was born of an American mother. What I would be more interested in seeing is his college application to see if he tried to claim he was foreign-born in order to get an edge over other applicants. I don’t see how someone with such an undistinguished academic record could get into an Ivy League school unless he met some kind of affirmative action quota, and just being black wouldn’t cut it.
They would probably have to fight their way through a legion of Hawaii’s national guard to get to Obama’s forged birth certificate.
All those guys resigned in disgust after Hillary skated. </s>