[PGR88]

Humanity needs to worship mother Gaia to save us from our climate sins....
Of course high priests like al gore will help interpret her wishes as well

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Humanity needs to worship mother Gaia ***

Drought and heat meant you sinned against the gods. YOUR FAULT! Sacrifice your child for atonement.
Flood meant you sinned against the gods. Your Fault. Sacrifice your child for atonement.
Hurricane, same. Your fault. Sacrifice your children.
Earthquake, same. Your fault. Sacrifice your child.
Cold Winter, same. Your fault. Sacrifice your child.

But today we live in a SCIENTIFIC WORLD and no longer believe these old things.

Drought and heat are caused by excess CO2 caused by YOU! Abort your children.
Earthquake caused by fracking! Your fault! Abort your children.
Hurricane, your fault! Abort your children.
Floods caused by rising sea levels! Your fault! Abort your children!

Cold Winter. Your fault! Abort your children.

Must not offend mother Gaia.

[Keyhopper]

All praise manbearpig