Heh, me too. How about, "My garage is my business, and if you don't like it, KMA."
I don't think that I'd fit in well with that neighborhood. "No HOA" was a requirement, when I bought my house.
My building which I own is my business. The HOA takes care of the common area and community center. If they want to take care of my residence then they can take care of my mortgage, insurance, heating and cooling, upkeep.
read the HOA rules. If not in there, stuff it.