Hey. There are Jews on the other side of the border, and the fall-out. Besides, there’ll be some great TV shows coming out of your proposal (except for the nuking). Palestine’s Funniest Beheading Videos, The Running of the Libs, Sinai Glad-’e-Ate-’er, Gauntlet, Does He Bounce? And then there’ll be the reality shows, like Who Wants To Live, Survivor, Who Wants to Escape, My Bearded, Ancient, Goat-smelling Fiancée, and The Islamic Life.
Or everybody’s favorite: The Sex Slave. If the contestants don’t please the master, he says “you’re for sale!”.