[I want the USA back]

Hoping he goes to prison where he won’t have to worry about rising temperatures, but about his fellow inmates’ taking advantage of his naiveness and showing him a thing or two about how life in prison is actually lived.

[Olog-hai]

Well, he can get raped in prison, but not by “climate change”. He’ll quickly learn what’s scarier.

[Keyhopper]

Just wait until his fellow inmate’s show him how they check his temperature in prison.