Too Funny: Mueller Patched Together Much of His ‘Muh Russia’ Indictment from Old News Articles…

The Last Refuge - Conservative Treehouse ^ | 2/18/2018 | Sundance

[Grampa Dave]

Best BOL re Mulehead today! Thanks. Here is another joke for Mulehead and his smug FBI/DOJ thugs and his band of illiterate Mediots posing as journalists!

13 Russians and 63 million Trump voters indicted for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate!

http://thepeoplescube.com/ ^ | 2/18/2018 | Kommissar Chernobylski
Posted on 2/18/2018, 4:19:15 PM by Para-Ord.45

Mueller charges 13 Russian nationals, formerly known as Trump fans, and 63 million Americans, for meddling in US elections by voting for the wrong candidate.

Mr. Mueller added that up to 63 million Americans who disparaged Hillary Clinton by voting wrongly can expect a fate the same as the Russians, er, white males, and will get deported back to Moscow where they belong. Mr. Mueller did not rule out capital punishment. The assembled reporters wearing Hillary 08 lapel pins rose in unison, stamped their feet and cheered, as MSNBC’s Chris Matthews vibrated in the front row as he was having thrills run up his legs.

The indictment stated that these foreign agents, aka, white men and women wearing MAGA hats, wrote anti-Hillary diatribes in the reader’s comments in the nation’s conservative journals and on the GOP website. To add insult to injury, they not only refused to watch the Fareed show on CNN, but congregated among other like-minded “Russians” at Tea Party events to freely spread vile, poisonous, unnatural and treasonous ideas right out of the US Constitution, Thos Paine’s Common Sense, Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, the Bible, and the Federalist.

The indictment said that some defendants “communicated with unwitting individuals associated with the Trump campaign named Donald Jr., Ivanka, and an evil Little Me midget only identified as ‘Baron,’...” without disclosing their links to Russian dressing, subversive books by Leo Tolstoy, and sour pickles imported from Volvograd.

The indictment charges all defendants with conspiracy to defraud the Clintons, Barack Obama, and Nairobi, Kenya, all of whom correctly voted for Hillary. Most disturbingly, said Mueller, all they got for their efforts after having spent $1.2 billion for the campaign were red MAGA baseball caps. Three other defendants were charged with conspiracy for having an opinion other than that approved by the Reverends Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. Five defendants were charged with aggravated FAKE NEWS that departs from the Current Truth which states that the US economy is in free fall and Hillary Clinton is the nation’s legitimate president.

The illegal voting by Trump fans under Russian control to get a Russian spy elected to the nation’s highest office was a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against Hillary Clinton, Mueller said. He added, “After all Hillary did win the presidency and the popular vote of Mahattan’s Upper West Side, Brooklyn’s Park Slope, and Berkeley and Hollywood. It would be proper for these areas to choose America’s president, after all the rest of the nation are morons and should have no say in the matter” said Mueller.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3633227/posts

[freedumb2003]

>>Hey how about all the illegals using fake names and ssn. If they advocated for a candidate Mueller should arrest them.<<

Mueller doesn’t speak Spanish (I assume) so just like the Spanish language broadcast networks/channels the illegals will get a bye.

[fastrock]

Christopher Steele tried to influence an election, was he registered as a foreign agent?

[Liz]

NEED TO KNOW---where exactly did Mueller get ahold of two disparate items that morphed into an indictment.......
(a) the 2015 Radio Free Europe report, and, (b) the October Russian Business Magazine.

Did Obama give them to him? Or his helpful pals.....
The Congressional Black Caucus? Calypso Louis of the Nation of Islam?

[Grampa Dave]

The internet is “virtually” killing Mulehead and his Russia/Russia BS everyday.

[Liz]

I notice not too many Democrats are cheering him on, either.

Even they know we got a dud S/P sucking up tax dollars like crazy.

[GOPJ]

We pay billions for 'Intelligence Services' that listen in on everyone in the world and this is what we get for our money?

We get "Mueller Patched Together Much of His ‘Muh Russia’ Indictment from Old News Articles"? Is this a joke?

It's time to seriously downsize 'intelligence' - we're talking total waste of money - or worse: paying people to undermine the American people's right to elect their own leaders.

[Grampa Dave]

How about the reality, with Admiral Rogers in charge of NSA with President Trump, there is no more illegal surveillance on President Trump and his people. Any illegal surveillance President Trump and his people has been quarantined or scrubbed!

Great Britain’s, GHCQ, has fired one director 3 days after Trump became our president. Miss May, the UK PM is probably having nightmares about what our NSA has gotten re surveillance of her and her Muslim buddies. Since President Trump became the top dog re determining who gets surveilled. Her buddy Obama is busing posing for paintings and has no power to help her. Madamme Clinton is even less powerful than Obama to help Miss May!

There is no more illegal surveillance and unmasking of President Trump and his people. The FISA Judges are afraid to do anything politically now.

So Mulehead was forced to “ Patch Together Much of His ‘Muh Russia’ Indictment from Old News Articles”! He has nothing else.

He has become even more of a joke than Obama/Clinton are.

Getting rid of the FBI and CIA as they are now will be good for our country.

[fella]

Anybody body reading Russian media is a suspect in Trumps Russian collusion.

[Grampa Dave]

“Even they know we got a dud S/P sucking up tax dollars like crazy.”

They are not that concerned about our Tax $’s.

Mulehead’s lack of results for their side and becoming a daily joke is starting to make them work behind the scenes to shut him down and walk away.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Much like the heavily touted sketchy 2017 Joint Analysis Report (the infamous “14 U.S. intelligence agencies report“) was really only three political intel agencies, FBI (Comey), CIA (Brennan) and ODNI (Clapper), Friday’s Russian indictment had a lot of pages and citations but in the aggregate was an assembly of nothing-burger reporting of various insignificant social media events.

Pompeo, Wray, Coats, etc. etc., supposed Trump people, are still pushing the same misleading nonsense.

[Grampa Dave]

Hey how about all the illegals using fake names and ssn. If they advocated for a candidate Mueller should arrest them.

The Russia/Russia stuff was just bs to hide the real meddlers in American politics, the elite Mexican Rulers.

Who sent millions of their uneducated and unskilled and criminals to America to live off our free benefits and to vote illegally at all levels of our government. Mexico equals the master meddlers in our country!

Undocumented Democrats and older Dreamers at work destroying legal Americans in America.

How much meddling in our country and elections comes from Mexico and other South of our border countries?

On a July 2017 program, Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough stared into the camera and invited people to contact him if they’re aware of a presidential campaign that accepted “oppo research or support” from a foreign power.

Hey, Mika/Joe how about Mexico interfering with every US election since LBJ was president with donations, bribes and millions of Illegal voters?

Carlos Slim* owns a large share of the NY Slimes and ensures that the Slimes has had daily hit pieces on Candidate and President Trump for close to two years!

They are exactly right. President Trump is not their president. He is Our President

This is their president! He is the biggest meddler in America Politics!

What Country provided at least 90% of the illegal voters in 2016. It wasn’t Russia/Russia!

Mexico has been interfering with our elections since LBJ was president. It wasn’t the evil Russians interfering with our elections. It has been and is the evil and elite white rulers of the Mexican Government and their illegals sent here forced to come here by the elite Mexican Rulers.

Last year, hundreds of illegal aliens and other sanctuary city advocates filled the Texas House gallery to protest a bill that will protect Texans from criminal illegal aliens.

During that protest some illegal aliens held signs saying ‘I am illegal and here to stay.’ Texas Republican Representative Matt Rinaldi then decided to call ICE on the self described illegals.

The Russia/Russia bs was and still is, just a rat and rino distraction from the real meddlers and real interfering evil scum of our elections. The Mexican Government, their illegals here, the rat politicians, and our Rino’s, who want them for their cheap labor and votes. These scumbags are the real meddlers in our election, not Russia!

Illegals and their liberal supporters threatening Texas legislators for daring to uphold our laws re immigration in the Gallery @ the Texas Legislature Building.

How many millions of $’s/Pesos has Mexico donated to our democrats to keep their illegals in America, since LBJ?

How much Mexican money did Obama and Clinton receive personally and for their elections?

How many illegal Mexicans voted for Illiarily in the 2016 election and for Obama's two terms?

How many illegal Mexicans voted for rats to control our cities, counties, states and of course at our federal level in 2016?

How many Hispanic tv channels like Univision, do we have on Comcast, Direct TV, Dish TV and other tv providers, that we pay for, and we don’t speak Spanish? Who owns those Spanish only channels? Why do we have to pay for Spanish TV channels/stations, when we don’t speak Spanish? Didn't these Hispanic channels/stations support Clinton in 2016?

Again: Who owns a large % of the NY Slimes and other US election meddling companies? See the * below for the answer.

It is past time for our Congress to stop the Mexican meddling/interference/hacking at every level in America.

How many millions of $’s has Mexico donated to the democrats to keep their illegals here, at every level, city, county, state and Federal level?

Again, the Russia/Russia bs was just a rat and rino distraction from the real meddlers and real interfering evil scum of our elections, the elite rulers of Mexico and their illegals in America.

ATTENTION RUSSIAN AGENTS AND SPIES! If you wish to collude with candidate Trump, take a number and be seated behind the millions of illegal Mexicans who have been meddling in American politics for decades.

The Mexican Government, their illegals here, the rat politicians controlled by them, and our Rino’s, who want them for their cheap labor and votes, are the real meddlers in our elections, not Russia!

It is time to enforce our standing laws against illegal Mexican immigration and Mexican illegals voting!

*Carlos Slim Helú (Spanish pronunciation:); born January 28, 1940) is a Mexican business magnate, investor, and philanthropist. From 2010 to 2013, Slim was ranked as the richest person in the world.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Christopher Steele tried to influence an election, was he registered as a foreign agent?"

Good point.

[Steve_Seattle]

Please don’t apply logic to the illegals; it isn’t fair. Six months ago, we were told we needed to accept all these immigrants because they were fleeing s*itholes. But when Trump used the word, it was suddenly an insult to the Garden of Edens from which the immigrants were desperately escaping to come to this horrible country of white supremacy and ineradicable racism.

[Grampa Dave]

Good logic!:)

[generally]

My guess is that they were doing something else entirely, then cobbled together this “report” at the last minute. Like the kid who puts off the book report due at the end of the semester until the night before, then hands in some random crap.

[generally]

See my post #56.

Agree completely.

[hinckley buzzard]

Mueller apparently had a strong reputation for integrity—among the denizens of the Swamp.. Consider that source, and let it sink in ...

[Enchante]

From a different angle, reminders of how awful Mueller and Comey are comes from their long-ago bungling of the investigation of the (1996) Khobar Towers bombing and related Middle Eastern terrorism:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/964965772320677888.html

They are the worst of the Deep State !!