“Thieving Iroquois Bastards” — I like!
Then the team in the next town over can be renamed the “Paleface Ota Devils.” (Mohawks of the Lake of the Two Mountains in Quebec thought the tam oshanters worn by early Scot settlers looked like cow patties and called them ota).
Should make for some vigorous fall football games.
My school’s mascot used to be what the Milwaukee Braves had. But then some Lilly white concern troll claimed that it’s “racist” and demanded it be changed.
Now the mascot is some Johnny Depp wearing drag pirate looking thing.