Posted on 03/18/2018 6:14:50 PM PDT by hole_n_one
“There’s another picture of her here”
That Tuna was probably happy to be caught. He was getting a great back rub.
My opinion is that this lady was targeted. Just a gut feeling, that they pushed over the edge looking for stuff to get her on.
Ahem. That might be called backing up but she wouldn't be driving.
Mindboggling sentence, I've read it several times and still, this must be what it feels like to experience a mild stroke.
“From the tuna picture, I wonder if she is the string-thong [bikini wearing], salt-water-fishing chick, [who is] famous on youtube.”
Either that, or it is a play on that old joke. “I once caught a tuna in my string-thong bikini - how he got there I’ll never know!”
Or, perhaps the sentence reads better if you are drunk and driving backwards!?
I actually considered that maybe there’s a heretofore unknown species of tuna that behaves rather like the Amazonian Candiru and just swims up in there.
As I said, mindboggling. I’m still rubbing my eyes. My brain feels funny, lol.
... and bonking. Don’t forget the bonking.
My DUI was .335 and I was driving to work, the cops couldn’t believe it, but I worked the night shift and had my own aisle to work so didn’t have to interact with people.
I guess I’m just a back seat driver.
My DUI was .335 and I was driving to work
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Damn!!!!! You were serious weren’t you?
Don’t know if I ever reached that pinnacle but since only ‘tested’ 2 times in 25 yrs won’t know...
I do remember saying (upon hearing the results) I am getting better, the other time was .27 (5 yrs earlier).
Being a ‘professional Drunk Driver’ has its advantage(s) though.
You NEVER drive without any light not working, you always use turn signals and more likely than not would be going just a tad under the limit..
NOT that I would recommend ANY of that (PDD) BUT I am not ‘preachy’ to others either....
I was working in Asphalt at the time so I pretty much ‘bled’ out any alcohol and had to keep replenishing my BAS (Blood Alcohol Supply) to get on a working level..
NOT guilty.
That's what I was thinking. I'm like "damn, we're all screwed".
I worked the night shift at Walmart putting stuff in the freezers, a truck showed up during the day and they put the pallets into the freezer then I show up at 10pm and say oh shit this will take me all night and no they never gave me help, they ran a very tight crew, the other people had their aisles to take care of.
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